My Amazing Fanfiction That is Actually Awful

Spike was suddenly in an alternate universe!

“Yay!” he says.

He then looked around for a few minutes. He got a drink. He looked around again. He suddenly saw something odd.

This squishy, pink thing on two legs with glasses came up to Spike.

“Hagrid, what is Norbert doing here! I thought you got rid of him!” said the squishy thing with only hair on his head and a lightning shaped scar.

He asked him what drugs the squishy thing had been taking. The squishy thing yelped and pulled out a stick. The squishy thing then blasted stuff out of it. He jumped out of the way. He then sprinted towards the woods. The squishy thing didn’t follow.

He then decided to consult the internet at the library, in the castle, that he didn’t notice earlier.

It turns out that the squishy things were called humans. These humans were repulsive and Spike felt it was his duty to destroy all of them. It was the only logical thing to do.

Logic.

Good thing he remembered his shot gun before leaving Ponyville!

He stalked the human for hours. He was alarmed to learned there were many of these humans and decided to drop back into Equestria and get Twilight to help. She said yes. Yoyo, Carrot, Rigby, Annie, Gerumble, Tootsie Green, and Kickie all came to help too. Rainbow was too busy with Apple Jack. You know doing stuff. STUFF. Fluttershy was cleaned up Pinkie bits. A lunar rebellion was going on and ain’t nobody got time for that.

They all then killed the humans and bathed in their blood. Tootsie Green was the best at strangling babies. It was beautiful.

“Why don’t we not do this more often,” said Kickie.

In a unanimous vote they decided to go to all universes and kill all humans everywhere.