My Amazing Fanfiction That is Actually Awful

They all went to the next dimension. It had a blue police booth that Dr. Hooves normally used in it. Like what the heck was that about. They were shooted the man the fez.

They shot a bunch of singing kids in one world, they shot a hobbit in another, shot a hitch hiker and his guide to the galaxy, a scary lady dragon trainer, shot a man who said was looking for a six fingered man, shot a vampire slayer her friend named Spike (that was totally not cool, #identity theft), shot some Chemical X regects with no thumbs, a girl on fire, some punks in a thirteenth warehouse, killed a bald boy with and arrow on him head, killed a boy with a giant key, the droids they were looking for, a annoying kid with web slingers, a snowman with a suicidal urge to see summer, and some random guy with four candy canes.

They then had sandwiches.

They shot down some vampires whose sparkle. A warm feeling spread in each of them as millions of voices screamed “Halleluiah!”

Then they attacked on titan, broke bad, and made men mad.

The only met trouble in too places. This kid with weird hair chase after them screaming he had to catch them all. He then through his balls at them. They shot him and danced on his grave.

They lost Gerumble in a dark city universe. They met three strangly dressed humans with masks observing them on a roof. They were to busy shooting people to notice the tree humans. The two females had bats on there chests. The male had a blue bird on his chest and gaudy gautlets.

“What are those things…” said the first female.

“I think their kind a cool in a “trying to kill all Gothamites” sort of way, Cass.” said the second.

“NO THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING, BRONIES FOREVER!” said the male.

“Nightwing is weird, Steph,” said the first female to the second.

“Me and Spike gonna take you down half breeds,” said Kickie.

The first female then immediately took down Gerumble. The second said hear we go and launched at Twilight. The male just stood in aw of all the awesomeness. Rifles went of.

“How can you ponies shoot guns with no hands!” said the second female. “This makes none sense at all. You don’t even have fingers for the trigger!”

“BUCK YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!” said Twilight as the female went down with a blast from her horn.

It took Annie, Rigby, and Carrot to finish the first female. The male just finally kicked it in gear and was then shot.

They left Gerumble and flew away on an nyan cat.

They had sandwiches again.

They went back to the reality with the droids they were looking for for Yoyos’ wallet. They met a guy with a scary voice and black helmet.

“Spike, I am your father,” said the human (maybe).

“My father! I knew you would came back for me!” said Spike.

They then embraced in a hug. They then hugged some more.

Twilight asked if Spike wanted to stay. Spike said yes. Twilight left.

Spike and his father cuddled. They then throw the football around. They played with Spike’s father’s lighty sword.

Spike’s father then telled Spike he had something to tell him something. Spike listened. Spike’s father open his mask.

It was Pinkie!

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?”

“See Spiky, I tricked you. By eliminating these other shows and fandoms you made our show more popular, making I more popular.”

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?”

“Fourth Wall dude. Learn to use it.”

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?”

Pinkie sighed. She picked up a light stick and stabbed Spike to death. No one would miss him she decided.

Then Pinkie road  Grumpy cat to a land of candy and ate all the citizens and a princess of bubblegum.