Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear fattening, greasy McDonalds product, A.K.A Big Macintosh,

By the looks of you, that's what you've been eating your whole life. That explains where you got your name. You are so round, you actually look like a red apple. Learn some English, because all you say is "Eeyup!" It's fucking annoying and is probably very unattractive during sex, mainly because there is no horny ring to it. Just imagine that sound when you cum. Speaking of sex, how many family members have you fucked, you incestuous fat cunt? I am genuinely interested to find out. I hope when you get caught doing the crime, they electrocute your dick with a stun gun.

Tonnes of hate, from an anonymous pony.