Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear Maud Pie,

You are the most miserable pony in Equestria. Is it even possible to be that unemotional in such a long period of time? What caused you to be that unemotional anyway? Did your father do something "bad" to you when you were a filly. If so, you should get your life sorted out. I wonder if Pinkie Pie done it to you and she was so happy about molesting you, she turned happy. Ugh, thinking about how Pinkie Pie became so happy like that creeps me out and I dare think what you two do with those rock necklaces when you're alone.

Tonnes of hate, from an anonymous pony.