Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear Pinkie Pie with a dick, A.K.A Cheese Sandwich,

You are like Pinkie Pie, just the opposite sex. Just as crazy and physically impossible. You are a sad, lonely stallion who thinks that the only thing he needs to be cool in life is a rubber duck. I bet you use it as a condom when having sex with Pinkie Pie, most likely it will fail unlike other condoms, because your confetti cum will come out of the mouth. Is that why you call it boneless? Because without your cock inside it, it's... Well... Boneless. I hope you girlfriend, Pinkie Pie, turns you into cupcakes and feeds them to her friends.

Tonnes of hate, from an anonymous pony.