Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear drug addict, A.K.A Shining Armor,

When I say drug addict, I mean performance enhancing drugs, steroids. Why? Because there is no way you are that fit, I'm guessing that you used them to help yourself get into the Royal Guard team. But I will say that you are hot. But unfortunately, you probably used drugs to change your looks as well but not only that, you're taken by that pink bitch called cadence, or is she still that changeling? I would check before she stuffs her changeling eggs up your ass while you sleep. But let's not talk about your slutty wife. Let's talk about your undeserving sister. She doesn't deserve to be an Alicorn Princess. She didn't get that role for nothing. You have good connections between Twilight and Celestia. Tell me, how many times did you catch Twilight licking Celestia's vagina? Another question. How many times did you join in to become a Prince? I hope you get obliterated while defending the pathetic capital city you call Canterlot and make sure I'm invited to your funeral, because I want to see Twilight's face when you die and she attends her "BBBFF's" funeral.

Tonnes of hate, the Great and Powerful Trixie.