Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear Princess Sex Pest, A.K.A Princess Cadence,

You are the princess of love. So many sex jokes can be made, I'm surprised that not many exist already. You have an advantage over love and it's unfair. You make ponies live each other, it makes me wonder. How many ponies have you forced to love each other? Another question. Obviously you are a young princess and you're ready for the birds and the bees and is desperate to try it out aren't you? I mean, for it to work, two ponies must love each other, but with you, only you need to love somepony, even if they don't like you, you can make them love you to make your own life perfect and you can try the techniques of sex with him. It's weird and sick, forcing somepony to love and have sex with you? Disgusting! I bet that's what you did to Shining Armor to make him love you. I know he's a feud addict to steroids , but even he can do better than you. What's the next step in the bed you're forcing to do to him? Hardcore bondage?! It's disturbing thinking about it. I hope you get captured and forced into sex yourself and let's see how you like it.

Tonnes of hate, from an anonymous pony.

P.s. I swear I didn't make myself wet down there by thinking of you, Shining Armor and the shaking bed with the bondage chains. I swear I didn't!