Let's Talk Business

"My head..."
"Shit, do we have concussions?"
"Chains knocked me out again?"
"Shut up,"
"Ow, That hurt!"
"Anyone got a medic bag?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Head count?"
"Chains!"
"Dallas!"
"Hoxton!"
"Wolf!!

Dallas opened his eyes and rolled onto his stomach with great intensity, he instantly looked around for his mask and guns. He felt relieve as he found his mask on top of his head and his gun at his side. He took a minute to look at his own mask before doing anything else.

Instead of doing the obvious, he let it slide off of his head and he chuckled at it.

No damage was done to it, but it was in a different shape; like a horse head. Normally Dallas would be concern about it but he thought As long as there is no damage to it; it's all good! He took a minute to address himself and he grunted in surprise. This has to be a lucid dream. He looked at Chains and tried to make him a woman, but he couldn't

"I've gone mental..." Dallas grabbed his gun with his hooves
"Where are we?" Wolf asked,
"The question you should as is what the fuck are we?" Chains asked, looking at his body.

Dallas looked at his hooves too and body as well. He made a grunt, mental note to learn how to shoot a gun as a tan horse. Dallas heard a throat clear in front of him and he looked up. In front of him was some sort of mutant creature of a cross between a... Dallas couldn't put his fin- er... hooves on it but he thought it was crazy.

"What the fuck is that?"

"It looks like a cross between Wolf's wife and Hoxton."

"Fuck off, you bastard." The British accent flooded the ears of both Dallas and Wolf. They looked up and saw a different pony lying right next to Hoxton... it was Hoxton. But the old one!

"Why am I out of prison?" The Old Hoxton wondered, looking at everyone else. "What?"
"What the fuck?" another voice permeated the air. It was Chains... next to Chains The old one!
"Wait... this is fucking retarded." Dallas shook his head and looked at the mutant creature. "What the fuck did you do?!"

"Me? Oh I did nothing except brought the PAYDAY crew together..."

They all gave one look to each other before pointing our guns at the thing and demanded answers silently. The two Hoxtons wielded a Thanatos.60 Cal. A high power Sniper Rifle. The two Chains was holding a AMR-16. Wolf was holding his standard shotgun, the Rienfeld 880. Dallas was holding his AMCAR rifle

"Okay, now you're going to listen and answer some high power questions or we're going to kill you. Got it?" Old Hoxton suggested.

"Okay, okay. Easy there jailbirdie." The creature cheeked. "My name is Discord, and I pray hear you have some skills in robbing."

"Depends on what we're robbing..." Dallas squinted his eyes.

"Jewels, quite high priced ones." 'Discord' held a picture of said jewels. Necklaces with scratched up shapes. This shouldn't go for more than 10 thousand a pop.

"You're fucking with us?!" Chains, both of them yelled.

"Can we just kill him?!" Wolf asked, pumping his rienfield shotgun.

"Hold up; I have the greatest deal." Discord snapped his fingers and a giant, almost comically mammoth that it covered them and the forest behind them. He snapped his fingers once more and it opened and they all let their jaws fell to the floor.
Inside was more gold coins than Crime.Net can every think of! It's dripping right through the door and Wolf was drooling through the Demon mask.

"WE'LL DO IT!" The six bounced.

"I'l also do you a favor; you can do any heist you want (You're going to want more money if I think I know you..) and I'll cover your tracks. I can only do four at a time so it's up to you who goes; Chains and Hoxton I mean." Discord smile.

"I went into retirement for a reason. You brought my ass out here I'm keeping eye on these fools." The old Chains lowered his gun.

"I don't feel like it right now, too rusty from being in jail and beating up our old driver." Old Hoxton pouted. Lowering his gun; he sat down. "Find us a place to stay."

"Will do, just steal the jewel,"

"Where is it?" Dallas asked,

"It was at Golden Oaks Libary, but I pray hear it's at the bank now."

"Fine by us, Let's start planning."

Day One Successful.

No money or Experience paid out

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"Okay," A purple Alicorn stood out from the crowd. She looked at the mares and the baby dragon behind her, They where easily recognizable. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Spike. "We can make a deposit or withdraw?"

"Do you have no idea how banks work?" The Baby Dragon asked,

"I do, I was asking if you guys want to put money in the bank or take money from it?"

"Put money in it! Duh!" Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, obviously displeased in a place where you had to count for a living. "Can we hurry up and get out of here? This is creeping me out..."

"What's tha matter Sugarcube? Gettin' goosebumps from y'all counting ponies?" Applejack nudged her rainbow colored friend.

"No!" Rainbow Dash flared, undignified.

"If that's so, why are y'all trying so hard to get the hay out of here?"

"I heard... that banks are the most usual spots of robbing because of the money in here..." Rainbow Dash looked behind her to see a stallion in a two piece suit looking around, especially at the cameras and the guards. He had a look of calm and cooled determination.

"I don't like the look on that one..."

"Stop being so superstitious!" Rarity snapped, out of character for some reason. She then returned her more refined voice. "We're in Canterlot, of course stallions can dress nicely."

Rainbow Dash kept her eyes on the Stallion before looking back at the Bank clerk accepting the Elements of Harmony necklaces. She looked back at the Stallion and Rainbow noticed his eyes shone for a split-second before blinking and walking up to another clerk and giving her a bag of bits. He turned and left the place. She gave a shudder and looked back at Twilight Sparkle making friendly chat with the Manager.

"GET DOWN!"
"EAT THAT DIRT!"
"YOU WANT TO DIE?! DIRT IN YOUR FACE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

Rainbow Dash did a double take and nearly cried out in fear, regardless of her arrogance and her bravery. These shouting just seemed to dominate everyone without question. Like the abusive father telling you to go to your room or he'll do something worse than the average father would. She and Fluttershy was the first to lay down quickly.

Rainbow Dash looked at Princess Twilight and almost had a heart attack. She was approaching the clowns masked men, Rainbow Dash strained her ears to hear what she was saying to the four bank robbers.

"What are you doing?!" She asked, in a demanding voice.
"GET THE FUCK DOWN!" The one with the sad clown screamed, pointing the stick at her head. To which Twilight lowered harshly with her hoof.

"Don't point your stick at me!" She warned, trying to dominate the robbers. The looked at each other and the one with the Demon pulled out a smaller, shorter stick and pulled the... thing that was attached to it and blood came out of Twilight's leg! The one with the stars and stripes then slammed the end of the stick to the side of her face and took a wire and tied her up.

"I warned you, bitch." The sad clown warned.

Dallas stood on a table and started his speech.
"OKAY LISTEN UP! WE ARE ROBBING THE BANK, NOT YOU! YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SLUT OVER THERE AND WE WON'T BE HESITANT TO DO IT TO YOU." He shot a guard in the face who came at him with a sword in his mouth. "THINK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, THINK ABOUT YOUR WIFE, THINK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND, THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. DON'T ACT STUPID AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE!

He smiled, "Let's talk business!"

Civilian Hurt! Watch your fire!

Drill the bank vault and steal the Necklaces.

Police Assault Intimate