This is a work of fiction. It has been edited from its original form to be suitable for young children.
Thanks to kittyhasnosoul for helping me write this. It was in a google doc. We like fucking around. It's what we do.

Rarity complains way too much.
She criticizes everything anypony does if they don't do it right.
She tries to make everything perfect.
But despite all of these slightly bad qualities, is there really something good under that white fluffy fur?
Just kidding.
Fuck that.