Twilight Sleep

Chapter II: An Unexpected Turn of Events

"Discord!" I screamed while jolting out of bed. Luckily, nobody heard me.

"It was just a dream. Good."

I felt an object underneath my back. I picked it up, seeing my copy of Last Wings of Humanity.

How the fuck is this possible!? That was just a dream!

Outside my window was one of the strangest things ever. The sky was perfectly bright with the sun shining down, but there were random lightning bolts falling from the sky everywhere. I couldve sworn that Id seen a pink one.

"Dafuq?" I whispered to myself. Immediately, the window shattered. I was pulled through it into a circle of lightning. Two bolts, one black and one purple, combined with each other, then split apart and struck me directly. My mind was traveling at the speed of light trying to comprehend this.

I woke up, only to see a wooden ceiling above me. I tried to stand up and realized something.

I had hooves!

"Ah! Whats wrong with me!?" My voice was so effeminate that it wasnt even funny. I almost sounded like...

Tara Strong? Oh, fuck me with Celestia`s sun!

As I managed to stand up quite shakily and look into a mirror, I realized what had happened.

I had been turned into Twilight Sarkle.

Well, ain`t this just fine and goddamn dandy!