Limits

The two burst into Sugarcube Corner to see a cheerful Pumpkin Cake at the counter.

“Hey guys, what’ll it be?” she asked as the two lovebirds sat down at the counter.

“Chocolate with Hot Sauce,” Spectrum grinned, which earned him a look from Sunrise, “What? It’s good!”

Pumpkin giggled, “A little daring, huh? Sounds like a plan!”

She got them their sweets and sat down at the counter with them while they ate.

“So what have you two cuties been up to?” she asked, sipping from a soda.

Giving a shrug, Sunrise finished her bite before responding, “Not much, really. Doin’ stuff at school and all that. But we decided to try dating each other, so that’s new.”

Pumpkin perked up, then quickly looked around, “She’s not here… okay. So really? All this time and now the two of you finally hooked up? Nice.”

Spectrum smiled, feeling more comfortable around Pumpkin Cake. She always spoke to them like they were equals, not her kids like other adults did. He remembered Scootaloo, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle getting the same feeling from Ascentia.

“Yeah, she kinda… dropped the bomb in a really unsubtle way,” Spectrum laughed.

Pumpkin Cake chuckled, “What did she do? Bend over and shout ‘Fuck me’?”

“Gee, how’d you guess?” Sunrise said dryly.

Pumpkin laughed loudly, “Really? I was just kidding!”

“Yup,” Spectrum chuckled, “Tight jeans and everything. Nice view.”

Pumpkin grinned and handed them more soda, “Oh I’ll bet. Sunny’s a cute one.”

“And before you ask, nope! Nothing happened,” Sunrise winked, “We’re takin’ it slow.”

“Bet Spectrum still liked the view of your cute little butt,” Pumpkin said with a smirk.

Spectrum blushed and nodded, “Yup.”

Giving her a playful poke in the side, Sunrise grinned, “Ooooh yeah. They don’t call me the hottest girl in school for nothing! ...Oh jeez, I did NOT just say that. Urgh! My life needs a freaking rewind button.”

Pumpkin laughed loudly, “Oh sweetie, I was in the same park you were. All the boys at school wanted a piece of me, and I HATED all that attention too. I even used to get groped in the locker room. That was a real problem until Pinkie dealt with it. Then I came out that I was seeing Pound and all that attention vanished overnight. Not quite sure if it was the fact that I was seeing someone, or the fact that I was sleeping with my brother.”

“Oh, right, Speccy here mentioned that earlier, since his Moms are with Aunt Cielle and all,” Sunrise said, “Man, you guys are still at it, now? Impressive.”

Pumpkin nodded, “Yeah. Despite everything else we do, we love each other very much, Sunny. We’re like any other couple… with a bit of extra fun thrown in,” she giggled.

“...Speccy, seriously, this town is crazy when it comes to relationships,” Sunrise deadpanned, “But hey, it’s actually kinda cool! Maybe one day it’ll get so crazy! Oooh ooh! I know! Maybe Mom’s long lost lover from so long ago comes back, ready to win her heart! But Mom’s all like, ‘I’m married and have a kid!’ and stuff! But then it all becomes crazy, and then Mom’s lover is with them now, too! And then they have kids! It’d be like, I have two Moms and a Dad! Then, those kids would be half-siblings to me, yet only kinda, and then it’s one big weird family! Wow! It’s almost worth making it happen just to tell the story!”

“Eh, I’ve heard weirder,” Pumpkin smirked, sipping from her soda.

“Oh yeah?” Spectrum laughed, “Like what?”

Pumpkin’s smirk quickly fell and she looked around again, nervously, “Uh… okay, you guys are cool enough to keep a secret, right?”

Spectrum and Sunrise both nodded, looking at her curiously.

“I’m serious. This is important,” Pumpkin said, leaning in closer, “It’s not that big a deal to us, but most people might rethink shopping here if it got out.”

“Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye,” Spectrum said proudly, watching as Sunrise did the same.

Pumpkin relaxed, “Okay… it’s not just me and Pound doing stuff together. As much as we love each other, we’re even talking about getting married, there’s something else to it as well.”

Leaning in, curious, they both asked “What?”

Pumpkin sat forward and spoke quietly, “Okay, so the story of how it all happened is long and I won’t bore you with it unless you want me to, but to make it simple… the five of us, me, Pound, Pinkie, Mom and Dad, are all… sleeping with each other.”

Now both Spectrum and Sunrise had slacked jaws and widened eyes. Eventually, they pushed each other’s mouths back up, completely speechless.

“...Wow, really? All of you? Okay, no way, this story I have got to hear!” Sunrise whispered.

“Okay, but just be warned, it get’s really dirty really quickly,” Pumpkin said, getting up and closing the store before sitting back down, “It started back when the two of us were about seventeen. We’d already come out to our parents and everything was pretty good. They even helped us get ready to go to our prom together. I know, cliche, but bite me, it was fun.”

Sunrise giggled, “Hey, who cares. Cliche or not, it’s still neat to hear.”

“Okay,” Pumpkin smiled, “So, it was after prom, actually. School was out, we were taking a year off so we could save up for college and still have a safety net. It was summer, we were bored out of our skulls. You two were just babies, so you probably don’t remember it. It was during that one heat wave that hit Ponyville. It was pretty bad! Temperatures rose over forty at the time.”

“Yeesh! I think I remember Mom telling me once that we went to visit Aunt Cadance and Uncle Shining Armor that year. We took the train, but it was still so hot, and there wasn’t enough room, so she was holding me in her lap the whole time,” Sunrise recalled, “Anyway, go on!”

“Well, so Pound and I were just doing our thing. As much as the heat was making us crazy and wanted to screw, we knew it’d just make us way too hot. We did everything we could to stay cool! Filling the tub with ice cubes, standing against the open fridge, sticking our heads into the freezer, you name it. But then, there was a bad lightning storm one night, and there was a town-wide blackout because of it. We all went down to the basement, the only cool place in the house,” Pumpkin said, making a face, “We all had to sleep together in the same room.”

“Yikes, that sounds brutal,” Sunrise said, gagging, “Not to sound arrogant, but I’m glad we have family in the Arctic. I hate the heat, it makes my brain cook like the egg in that drug commercial.”

“So… I don’t get it. How did sleeping in the basement lead to all of you in a sexual relationship?” Spectrum asked.

Both Sunrise and Pumpkin looked at him with mild surprise.

“Seriously? You’re not connecting the dots?” Sunrise said with disbelief, “The minute she said they all had to go to the basement, I was way ahead of her.”

“I’ll bet,” Pumpkin giggled, “So, anyway, the outage lasted about three days. We rarely made trips upstairs unless we had to. By then, the outside was so hot, the news broadcast, which we had on a radio, said for everyone to stay inside. And we did. We stayed in the basement, using a generator for light sources, and we used the wood burning stove for food. Despite that, we had nothing to do. We told stories, played board games, charades, you name it. One night, both Pound and I were frustrated, and so we went into the utility room to make out. It was a real relief, but then we heard something. It sounded like Pinkie screaming, so we were worried and ran back out, thinking she maybe saw a big spider or something. But it turned out she, Mom and Dad were having sex. Now you’d think we would be grossed out, since it’s our parents and all. But, we weren’t. We found it hot! That kinda scared us at the time. But they let us watch after they realized we were there, and… yeah, I think you can guess what happened after.”

Sunrise’s jaw was wide open, while Spectrum was sitting with his legs crossed and pointedly looking away.

“Can… can you tell us anyway?” he asked.

“Spectrum!” Sunrise balked, half laughing, “You perv!”

“I’m sorry, it’s just… it’s a really good story,” Spectrum said with a blush.

“Really good, or really hot?” Sunrise smirked.

“Both, okay?” Spectrum frowned, his face flushed, “Don’t judge me!”

Pumpkin smiled and patted his shoulder, “Hey, no need to be ashamed! Taboo can really spark it.”

“Yeah, so… can you finish the story?” Spectrum asked, nervously.

“Oh, okay,” Pumpkin giggled, “You mind, Sunny?”

“No way! I want to hear this!” Sunrise grinned.

“All right, well, they let us join them. I know, right? But I guess since we all had nothing to hide, and could just let it go, we went for it. It felt kinda weird at first, kissing both my parents, and Pinkie too, who was always like a big sister to us. But it was… actually so amazing. The entire family coming together like that was not only arousing as hell, but it was heartfelt. I actually enjoyed what women could do to me, I liked seeing Pinkie’s adorable face between my thighs, and I think Mom tasted so good… Like her milk… And then I had Pound and Daddy penetrating me from both ends… And I loved it,” Pumpkin murmured dreamily, giggling, “I loved being sandwiched like that, by my brother and father, or even by my Mom and Pinkie. Then sitting on Pinkie’s face while Pound was going at her… Watching Mom and Pound making out, then doing her… Oh boy, it was all awesome, I came so many times, I lost count.”

By this point, both Sunrise and Spectrum had flushed faces and were sitting awkwardly, their hands entwined together, probably to keep them from venturing elsewhere.

“Holy shit…” Spectrum said squeakily, “...Not gonna lie, Pumpkin. That’s… really hot. And you guys still do that to this day?”

“Mm-hmm, we sure do,” Pumpkin grinned, “Whether it’s a couple of us, or a whole Cake family orgy. We love it!”

“Damn… that is so freaking hot,” Sunrise mumbled, squirming a bit.

Pumpkin giggled, “I’m glad you think so. Grandma and Grandpa found out about it and they were… well they were assholes about it. What is it with grandparents and being dicks?”

“My grandpa is pretty cool, Grandma’s...yeah, sucky,” Sunrise made a face.

Spectrum nodded, “My grandparents are either dead or in jail. But my Moms told me about how they all sucked it to them a long time ago, before I was born. I wish I could’ve seen that smackdown, it sounded so awesome.”

“Oh yeah, I heard about that,” Pumpkin chuckled, “Princess Twilight laid about a dozen charges on them right after Mrs Sparkle beat the ever loving shit out of Fluttershy’s old man.”

“Totally!” Sunrise grinned widely, “They told me the story too, and it was so awesome how Mama just wailed on the guy! Yeah! POW! Right in the kisser!”

They both stared at her blankly.

“...Oh come on, really? Nobody gets that reference?” Sunrise groaned, “What, old obscure television not good enough for you?”

“No, but anyway,” Pumpkin went on, “So our grandparents pretty much cut us off since then. I mean, I know we’re better off without them if they’re gonna be bigots, but it still hurt, you know?”

“Okay, not to play Devil’s Advocate or anything,” Spectrum said nervously, “But… be honest here. If you found out right out of the blue that your kids were having sex with their kids, how would you react?”

Pumpkin thought for a few moments, biting her lip with uncertainty, “...I don’t know, actually. I never really thought about it.”

“Well, if you’re not gonna play it, I’ll play it,” Sunrise said in a mock haughty tone, “Our grandparents come from a time when not only was sex considered filth, but also, that kind of taboo was just outright social suicide. They were raised to think that way, raised to know what was right or wrong at the time. In their perspective, especially at their age, it’s no wonder they’re freaking out and have no clue what to think of their family. It goes against everything they ever knew, and, yeah, even today incest is still kinda frowned upon. So while I think it’s sad to turn on your own family, you can’t really call them evil or anything. It’s just how they went about life and knew things.”

“I guess so,” Pumpkin sighed, “It hurt for a while, so it wasn’t exactly a pleasant thing to think about.”

“What exactly did they say to you guys?” Spectrum asked, looking concerned.

Pumpkin gathered herself for a moment, “They said we were a disgrace to the family, that we would create mutant inbred children, and that we were unnatural. But the worst part was when they turned on Pinkie. Now you know Pinkie can take a lot, right? But damn, she was destroyed and was actually crying her eyes out when they tore into her. Pinkie. She was always like family to us, we couldn’t believe it. They said it was her fault, that she brought her filthy, slutty ways into our family and that she was a bad influence on them, and on Pound and me. It became personal after that, and we just… We couldn’t take it. We left their house and just took the midnight train back to Ponyville. We never spoke to them after that.”

Sunrise and Spectrum’s jaws were agape once again.

“...Forget what I said, fuck those guys!” Spectrum shouted.

“Like, holy shit! They made Pinkie cry? Pinkie?! Those bastards!”

Pumpkin smiled a little from their reactions. As long as she could remember, Pinkie was one of the most adored women in Ponyville. Everybody loved her, and she loved everybody in return. From what she remembered Princess Twilight telling her, it was always considered the worst possible thing to make Pinkie cry, especially since it happened so rarely. It was hard to shake Pinkie, even at her worst, so someone had to be pretty damn cruel to do it.

“Good riddance to them!” Spectrum scoffed, his previous arousal from Pumpkin’s story having been forgotten, “Assholes.”

“No kidding, that was pretty mean,” Sunrise remarked.

Pumpkin nodded, “Yeah, we almost considered breaking it all off, but we stuck it through. We just loved each other way too much.”

“Hey, that’s great,” Sunrise gave a smile, “I can’t imagine how hard it was for you guys.”

Pumpkin nodded, “We’re really the only family I know of that are like us. Most people don’t know about it. Even Pinkie agreed to keep it a secret. I’m glad because… well I really like it. Sounds weird to a lot of people, but I don’t think I could go without it anymore. As much as I love Pound, and I really do, I love sharing this with my parents and Pinkie.”

“So there!” Sunrise slapped her palm against the table, “Besides, look at this way. You’re not hurting anyone out there, so what’s the problem?”

“That’s true, but there does even have to be some kind of balance with that, but I digress,” Spectrum put in, “Point is, it works for you guys, right? Don’t worry, we’ll keep it secret. We won’t even tell our parents about it. They don’t need to know. Not unless Aunt Pinkie told ‘em herself, but whatever.”

“As far as I know, she didn’t,” Pumpkin smiled, and hugged the two of them, “Thanks, you guys.”

“You’re welcome,” Spectrum smiled, “Thanks for telling us.”

“Totally! It takes guts to talk about that kinda thing,” Sunrise giggled, “So you guys just keep doing what you’re doing.”

Pumpkin smiled and sat back, sipping her soda. A few minutes of silence passed before Sunrise broke it.

“So… did you ever… ya know, I assume you did, but…” Sunrise said, moving her hand around.

“What?” Pumpkin asked.

“You know…” she bobbed her fist in front of her face, “...With Carrot?”

“Could you just spit it out, please?” Pumpkin said, smiling.

Sunrise growled in frustration, “Did you ever suck your dad off?!”

“Um, yeah, I don’t know where I said I never did…. but yeah!” Pumpkin nodded, “I did. Why do you ask?”

Sunrise blushed a bit and looked down, “No reason… I just… kinda have an oral fixation…”

Spectrum sputtered his drink while Pumpkin laughed.

“Oh, widdle Sunny’s curious about blowjobs, is she?” she teased.

Sunrise pouted and turned away, “...Yes.”

Once more Spectrum nearly did a spit-take and squirmed in his seat. All the while his cheeks matched the red in his hair. Pumpkin giggled, while Sunrise scowled and pouted.

“Well, nothing wrong with that. Don’t we all have our sexy kinks?” Pumpkin shrugged.

“So… how was it?” Sunrise asked bashfully.

“Well, I had experience with Pound, so on a physical level, it wasn’t too hard. Heck, they weren’t even far in the size department, either. But that’s neither here nor there! Like I said, the first time it felt kinda weird. But after that, it felt good,” Pumpkin said, grinning, “Sometimes while I did it, he patted my hair and said sweet things to me, like how I’m Daddy’s Girl and stuff.”

Sunrise blushed and covered her mouth with her hands, making some muffled sounds.

“Holy shit, you guys really take the whole incest thing to the next level,” Spectrum said, crossing his legs again.

“Hey, just because it’s incest doesn’t always mean that it’s child molestation or rape,” Pumpkin pouted, “But yes, yes we do.”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that,” Spectrum said bashfully, “A-Anyway, uh… so uh, how about the weather?”

“Yeah! Weather! Nice weather!” Sunrise grinned sheepishly.

“Do you two need to go somewhere more private?” Pumpkin asked with a smirk.

“I’m going home to feed my… dog fish...bed… drawer…” Spectrum got up and hobbled to the door.

Sunrise got up, side-stepping toward the door, “I need to go wash my...books…”

Pumpkin smiled, “Have fun, you two. Don’t hurt yourselves.”

The two got outside, breathing heavily and leaning against the door.

“...So we’re going home separately?” Spectrum asked.

Sunrise nodded, “As much as my hormones are telling me otherwise, yes. We should. J-Just for now, ‘kay? Still, um, it’s nice to know I wasn’t the only one turned by her story,” she gave an appreciative smile.

Spectrum nodded, “Alright… I guess I shouldn’t kiss you goodbye, in case we change our minds?”

“Eh, a little peck won’t hurt,” Sunrise pecked him on the lips, but then took a few steps back, “O-kay, you’re right. Let’s go to our homes, cool the heck off, and just… we’ll regroup later!”

“Alright,” Spectrum said, hurrying off the other way, looking back to see Sunrise running off and groaning in frustration, “Mmm… when did she become so hot?”