The Black Flames

Bring it Around Town

Twilight stared at me after the random outburst. I had quickly covered my nouth realising what I said. If thare is one thing I have learned from movies, fanfictions and T.V. shows it's that people don't take the thought that there reality is fiction very well. In fact they happen to go insane. I don't know how much of Cupcakes applies in this, but if I'm gonna find a way back home it's best that they don't go loopy and (possibly) homicidal on me. I better watch what I say around these peo- wait- ponies, yeah. I'm gonna have to get used to that.

"What does 'fuck' mean?" Spike said, confusion apparent in his voice.

"Yeah, what does it mean?" Twilight adds.

"Ummm...Uhh.." I didn't know how to answer. Is Twilight so secluded that she has never heard my foul language or is that type of speech non-exisitent in this reality? I finally came to the conclusion that if I didn't see it in the show it never happened.

"It means... that I'm...uh suprised, yeah, it's...um like 'wow' in my culture." I say shakily. Buy it. Sweet muffins please buy it.

"Really that's pretty cool! I'd love to here more about where you came from! Where ever that is!" Twilight said as a response to my weak explanation. She bought it. She was pretty darn gullible. Anyone back home could've told I was lying my ass off.

"Uh, sure anytime." I say like an idiot on autopilot. How little I knew I was going to regret my words.

"Great! But before we do that do you want to take a bit of a rest? You just got teleported from a very far range and you must be tired."

"Nah, I'm good. I really don't feel tired. I just want to go back home before people start to miss me."

"Weeeellll, that maaay be a problem." Twilight said, scratching the back of her head, "The book I got the spell from doesn't have a way to reverse it, and without knowing exactly where your supposed to be going I may end up just teleporting you in space instead of a rock."

At this I facepalmed so hard it left a big, red handprint on my face. This couldn't be happening. It wasn't, please say it ain't so.

"Your joking right?! This is some kinda of sick joke! You brought me here me here to Ponyville with no way back home! This isn't happening! I've gone crazy and the medics pumped me full of anesthetics! I'm just having a loop - MOTHERFUCKING, SON OF A BITCH!!!!" Spike had proceed to slap his tail on my foot as hard as the two-foot dragon could. I proceded to hop up and down holding my sore foot in my hands until I hit the table in the middle of the library. Faster than I could process it I was on the floor with the horse bust laying across my chest.

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry, I didn't  mean to do it so hard!" Spike quickly apoligized.

"It's fine. I needed that anyway." I say, getting up from the floor the second time today.

"You think"

I give the little jerk a stink eye and face Twilight. It was obvious she was upset, and it didn't take agenius to figure out why. I walk up to her, kneel down, and give her one of my world famous bear hugs.

"I'm sorry" she whispers into my ear.

"Don't be, it was an accident. I'm not angry, just a little suprised is all. Not everyday a human gets summoned by unicorn." I whisper back, "You know, Twilight, while talking ponies aren't exactly 'normal' where I come from, your quite famous back home."

"Really? How?"

"While I'm not sure I can ever tell you where I came from, I know I can tell you that where I come from, you and the other five elements are a well known legend, loved by millions of my kind."

"Really!?" Twilight and Spike say in perfect unison.

"Really" I calmly say, realising the purple unicorn from my warm hug, " Now it seems I'm stuck here, and if I'm gonna stay I should get a job."

"Well, I think it's time I introduce you to my friends, and send a letter to the Princess." she said, cheering up, "By the way, I never got your name."

I smile warmly, "David Martinez, Human Extrodanaire, at your service my lady"