It's the graduation of the kindergarten class in Ponyville, and the town is celebrating by hosting a high school like graduation for the kids. The CMC have been looking forward to this night since it was announced, and are sure the night will be filled with fun, games, and laughter. What could possibly go wrong?

A few quick notes:
1. This is not, i repeat NOT, to be taken seriously AT ALL, don't even try, we already have.
2. This story takes place in an alternate universe where the CMC and their classmates are of kindergarten age, more specifically the ages of 4-5. And the Mane 6 are all in Ponyville, and are all friends before the return of nightmare moon.
3. This story was written based on a weird idea my friend and I thought of in a skype call, and involves weird ideas and occurrences, hence the random tag.
4. This is my first story, so while criticism is welcome, please make sure it is CONSTRUCTIVE. And if you want to dislike it, then please tell me why so I may improve in the future.
5. This story contains child death, rape, and overall mutilation. It also includes a terrifying appearance from G1.