The CMC's Terrible Kindergarten Graduation

Feather Weight, Silver Spoon, and Pipsqueak had all gone on stage and done their parts without a hitch. Mick was pleased, to say the least. It seemed to him that showing the sea ponies to the kids really gave them a new reason to do their best. In fact, it was going too well that he was beginning to grow bored as the night went on.

Lavender walked back on to the stage after leading Pip back to the group. Most of the crowd had left, only leaving the families of the class, and a few other ponies just enjoying the show, including Twilight and her friends.

"Next we have miss Diamond Tiara! Come on out little one, don't be shy." said Lavender, waving a hoof at Diamond, beckoning her to come over. Diamond wasn't one to get stage fright normally, but as she began to walk out on stage, she saw her father, Filthy Rich, not even paying attention to her. Instead, he was talking to the Mayor about some financial deal no doubt. The thought that her own father didn't care enough about his little filly to watch the silly little act hurt her more than it probably should have. She froze up at the mic, eyes starting to water, and nopony in the crowd knew why.

Mick on the other hoof was chuckling to himself back stage. He had gotten so bored, that he decided to make his own fun, and sabotage the filly's speech. Just before Pipsqueaks turn ended, he approached the Mayor, his plan already set in mind.

"Why hello Mr. Dagger, shouldn't you be back stage with the kids?" the Mayor asked, as the tuxedo clad stallion approached her.

"Don't worry; I'm sure Lavender has things under control for now. And would you stop with the 'mister' crap please? I can't stand formalities." Mick rolled his eyes as he finished, thinking of how nice it would be to give himself the satisfaction of magically snapping her annoying head around in a semi-circle.

"Say, I couldn't help but notice that Filthy Rich, was asking to strike a deal with you earlier, you should probably go find him quickly. He said something about, oh what was it... bah, I can't remember, why don't you go ask him yourself?"

The Mayor eyed him suspiciously, wondering if he was up to anything, but then immediately forgot as she saw Filthy standing next to a hay bale, full to the brim with bits. The mare's mouth watered at the sight of all of the money, and was snapped out of her money induced trance when Mick nudged her side, a grin plastered upon his face. "Well? Go on now, wouldn't want to keep him waiting now would you?"

As the Mayor galloped over the rich stallion, Mick chuckled to himself as he trotted towards the stage. He mentally congratulated himself on a job well done and moved backstage, ready for the show to begin.

Now, Diamond Tiara stood on stage, unmoving and silent. The small crowd was silently waiting for the filly to continue, a quiet cough from within the crowd was the only sound to be heard. As the crowd waited, a mare at the front of the crowd pointed her hoof towards Diamond Tiara's hooves. "What's that stuff there?" The crowd shifted their gaze to where the hoof was pointed.

"Did she wet herself?" "Is that piss?" "OH MY WORD, THAT IS DISGUSTING!" Ponies that weren't related to any of the kids began leaving after seeing Diamond Tiara wet herself on stage, making the filly even more embarrassed, before she too ran away from the scene.

As she reached backstage, she ran into a blue object looming over her with a disapproving stare in its eyes. "You didn't do what was asked of you, Miss Tiara... I am very disappointed in you..." Mick lifted her in his magic and slammed her into the floor, shattering the wood she landed on. Mick peered over his shoulder, "Pinkie, come prepare our subject for insertion into the tank. While you do that, I will activate the soundproofing spell."

"Yes Sir Mr. Dagger!" Pinkie hopped over to Diamond Tiara, who still lay in a small pool of blood, with pieces of wood sticking from her. Pinkie leaned to her ear "I told you..." And Pinkie quickly conjured up a chair with straps on it from thin air, and strapped in Diamond Tiara, before attaching her to a hook positioned above the sea ponies' tank.

Mick walked up beside Pinkie. "Nice job Pinkie, you may leave if you wish, I shall take it from here." Pinkie replied in her normal cheery tone "Why would I do that, we're in this together right Mick?" Mick raised an eyebrow at the mare, and then grinned as he realized he may have himself a partner in crime by the end of the night.

"I like your enthusiasm Pinkie. Very well then, let's get this show on the road..." He pressed a button attached to the base of the hook, and the hook began to lower Tiara into the tank. "I'm so sorry that it had to come to this, my little pony, but these things must happen." Diamond started screaming as her body was submerged in the water, and all she heard before what happened was the song of the sea ponies.

The sea ponies began to rip her limbs off one by one with their sharp dragon like teeth they normally hid. After a few minutes, all that was left was Diamond's torso and head, either end of her body being furiously ravaged by sea ponies taking turns in her holes.

Mick walked away, pleased with himself, with Pinkie Pie in tow. They both began to laugh as they left the tank area and returned to the rest of the class...