Hi! My name's Pinkie Diane Pie, or Pinkie for short! I live in the upstairs of Sugar Cube Corner, with a pet baby alligator named Gummy! I also have six best friends, which always make me happy whenever I get down! I also practically know everyony in PonyVille! Isn't that cool? I think that is! Hmm, maybe I should explain my bestest friends a little better.

For starters, there's Twilight who became an alicorn princess about three-no four years ago! She's super smart, and Rainbow Dash usually calls her an "egghead".

Speaking of Dashie, or Rainbow Dash if you're a serious pony like Mrs. HarshWinny, Dashie is my best prank pal! We always play pranks on everypony, and sometimes they play pranks on us! Ooh, like this one time we replaced Mayor Mare's hair dye with colored water-her hair was totally pink for the rest of the day! Even Rarity couldn't stop laughing!

Speaking of Rarity, she has to be the most generous pony in the world! From what I hear, she's the most pretty pony too! Not that I have a crush on her, that pretty part is just from those good ol' stallions! Actually she's a unicorn, like Dashie's a pegasus, so maybe I shouldn't call them ponies. Oh well!

Speaking of pegasi my second-to-last pony I haven't mentioned is Fluttershy! She's super nice and sweet! It might be a little weird, but Fluttershy's currently married to Discord! Now you may be like-say WHAT? but Discord's actually really nice now! He even helped save all of Equestria! He's also another good pranking pal!

Hmm, but now there's only one pony left, who could it be? Oh, yeah! It's AppleJack, a true earthie all the way! She's real honest, but is a bit stubborn when it comes to ponies helping her! She has a big brother called Big Mac, who goes "Eeyup" alot and a little sis named Apple Bloom! Oh-oh! AND a grandmomy named Granny Smith! Really! Imagine having people call you "granny" when you're like-my age! And I'm only nineteen, almost twenty!

Speaking of me I should probably say a little bit more about myself! Romance wise, I am currently dating an absolutely hillarious guy named Cheese Sandwhich! I mean, whenever we walk by, ponies usually tell us that we were meant for each other, can you believe that? And family wise I should probably say that I have two sets of "parents". One's my REAL family, the Pie family, and the other, the Cake family! The Cakes and their kids have accepted me into their family, I treat them just like any mom, dad, little brother and sis! Literally! Sometimes I call Cup Cake "mom", and Carrot Cake "dad" for short! And they've called me "sweetheart", "dear", all that stuff!

But anyways, I should probably get to what I'm doing now! Or should I start that in the next chapter? I don't know! Trying to write a fanfiction without hands are hard! Maybe I should go jumping...

Wait! Did you just ask what "jumping" was? Well, when I was a little filly, I discovered I could go into different worlds! When I went on the internet the first few times I discovered that I had just broke the fourth wall! And nopony's done that before! I was really excited to tell my friends but then I though about it some, and well, I just couldn't.

"Why?" again you are probably asking, wanting me to continue writing this fanfiction and explain why. Well I knew that the internet and the outer world can be dangerous, -thanks to my jumping skills I can get out of things quite easily- and I don't want anypony to get hurt!

So now if you're a human currently reading this and you manage to get yourself into MY world, then please do not tell anypony! You now how many ponies will want to disect me? Okay, maybe not disect me, but you know what I mean! Ugh, sometimes explaining things can just be hard.

Anyways, what were we talking about? Hmm, lemme go ask myself from a few minutes ago. Follow me, I'll tell you how I open a portal.

Step One: Randomly grab a spot of air infront of you.

Step Two:Pull down, and walla! A portal is just right there! But, you do have to want to open a portal, and concentrate on it! Which I gotta admit, can be hard for me sometimes-Hehe!

Anyways, so I opened up my portal, which makes no sound, actually! I've seen Double Rainbom, portals don't make zipper noises! But that would be cool...

Argh! Pinkie Pie, stop getting yourself off track! So anyways again, I slowly step inside, and close it behind me. My mind tells time and it's buddy space where I wanna go. Soon enough, I'm where I exactly want to be.

Hearing the sudden sound of my hooves, I from a few mintues ago, turns around. "Oh, hi! What do you need?" I ask myself.

"Oh, I just need to know what we were just talking about, I forgot." I said.

"Okie dokie, um, we were talking about whether we should start the next chapter on what we were currently doing now! Wait, can anypony else see you?" Past Pinkie informs me and then later asks.

"Oh no silly! Remember what we can do? It'll just look like you're walking, not writing a top-rating fanfiction in your mind while talking to me!" Present Pinkie (Me!!!) says.

"Okay, bye then! Gotta continue on my fanfic!" My past self says, and I open up a portal.

"Bye, me!" I say as I step into a portal.

"Bye!" Past me says, and I close the portal. My mind sets on the present, and I go there. Good thing nopony noticed I was gone right after going past that big tree! I can make a hologram of myself, but in my hurry I decided not to.

"Oopsies!" I yelp as I crash into a nearby oakie, my word for an oak tree. I back up, and start thinking again. Now don't be confused when I say stuff without italics in my mind! I'm gonna be talking to you physically and mentally, ok? Great, now let's begin!

Author's Note

I am impressed with my ability to do some second person stuff! I can't wait to post the next chapter, see you soon everypony/body!
Plus, this will now be my THIRD story! *Yay!* Now I'll be somewhat more like some of those awesome authors that have like, 20 stories!