Hi again! I am now writing this while in bed at Sugarcube Corner! You see I got sick after visiting the doughnut shop across town, I went there after smackin' into that oakie! Joe is super sorry about it, there was an accident with those cupcakes. I forgave him, and said that this kinda stuff is normal, so now everything's alright again!

Achoo! Ugh, my nose is stuffy! I grab a tissue and wipe my nose and then put it in the trash once I was done. I am secretly a neat freak, so I go and wash my hands-hooves! Hooves, yup they are hooves! Haha, I awkwardly am laughing now. Soo much jumping can rattle a pony's mind into saying things like "hands" when you don't have 'em! I get back into bed.

"Hey Pinkie, need anything dear?" Cup Cake walks in, my other mom. Cup's super pink mane bounces as she walks in.

"No, thanks Momy," I squeak innocently as she comes over and kisses my head for temperature. Sometimes I love to feel like a little filly again.

Cup steps back after a moment. "Ok dear, it seems like you haven't got any worse, but stay in bed now and rest, okay dear?" Her blue coat shines as she walks to the door. "Now, I'll leave you be. Good night, Pinkie." Cup hushes and she closes the door.

Now it's about time for jumping.

I grudgily open the door, and make a quick, but good hologram. I can control my hologram and see outta it whenever I want to, or whenever somepony comes by. Isn't that cool? But anyways, I jump in.

Now lemme tell you the experience of jumping.

It's like the best thing ever. Like when you're going down on a rollercoaster, all that thrill and ecitement. It's also really soft and feels really gentle, like a massage. When you close your eyes you feel weightless, nothing is really able to drag you down here. When you open your eyes the portal does have white swirls like it does in Double Rainboom. That part they got correct, with how it looks and stuff.

I wave over to all the figures I see in the portals, but it's absolutely silent. I wander there for a moment, thinking of where to go. Hmm, where should I go? Should I go visit my pal Bumble Bee in TFP? Or go over to your world? Hmm... I think I should go over to the internet. They always accept me there!

Within a blink of my Pinkie Senses I am at the doors of the internet. Well, actually I am in a endless black space, the only things I can see are the browsers. I choose Google, I've heard they got the Rubix Cube today!

Now I find myself in the google new tab window. You can't see me, but I'm there! I click on the Rubix Cube, which is actually 3D, and is a few feet in front of me. These tabs do have space, ya know! I "fix" the Rubix Cube in a couple of seconds, most things/people/ponies say that I'm really good! Do you think so?

Anyways, I float up to the search bar. I type in my name. It takes .038 seconds to load. I click on images, and laugh as I see my funny face all over the page.

"Hi, real Pinkie!" A picture says. I wave back. Before I am mobbed with a bunch of comments and replies making the tab go slower, I click on the more, and then Youtube tab. Ah, Youtube! So fun, so cool!

"Hey everybody!" I scream at the recommended videos. A bunch say "Hi!" back. I wonder and think and think, then float on over to the search tab. I still haven't seen the season finale for MLP: FIM. I gotta check it out, I've heard your people say it's awesome. Literally! I have a Youtube account called Pinkie Diane Pie, and I've asked all you "bronies" and "pegasisters" about it! Don't you remember?

Well anyways, I click on the search tab and pop in "MLP Season 4 Episode 25". I squeal in delight a seond later-they have it!

I'm gonna skip the boring part and just tell you my rections as I watch it.

1.) Okay, so I am watching and I wonder as Discord leaves by a door, 'Can Discord break the fourth wall too?'

2.) I can't believe it! Discord got discorded! Who knew?

3.) Oh! Hugs! That is so cute and-wait what is Discord DOING?!? Is Fluttershy-what?-I can't believe it, again! Discord made Fluttershy cry! Psh, that would never happen in Unexpected-would it?

4.) OMG! Is Tirek going to take Discord's magic? Oh-OH MY CELESTIA THAT IS A LOT OF MAGICZ! I'm probably going to catch flies right now I am so suprised-and aww, Discord just looks like he's gonna cry! I-SO MANY FEELS.

5.) Yay! Group hug AND song! It's catchy! Aww and there's my Cheese Sandwhich, so cute...BREEZIES!

6.) Okay so I'm done, I'm just going back over it-and Luna...she SINGS! Sings! And the princesses-except Twi-they sing together! Totally awesome!

Okay, so those were my main reactions, well actually I can go on and on with more stuff-but then it would take, like, forever! But anyways now I get out of Youtube, and go check out my deviantART. I post some more selfies, that everypony-er everybody will think is just fake, and is drawn. I then go on FIMFiction, and check out stories.

Now I go out of Google. I am back at the doors of the social web! And I think and think-where should I go now? Hmm, I think I should get in a portal to think this over. So I open one up. Aha, I know-!

"Pinkie! You doing alright?" I hear Mom say outside the door as she knocks. I as fast as I can jump through a portal, but land standing up, so now I am loooking outside. "Oh Pinkie, why are you up and out of bed? Do you feel better?" Mom puts her hoof on my forehead. Thinking about it, I actually do feel better. Probably because you somehow almost always get scrubbed down to the atom and healed of any sickness. If you do manage to get past the fourth wall without being totally clean, then you're what's considered a virus, and those can be very dangerous! So be warned, all space/time jumpers!

"I guess so!" I squeal.

"Hmm, that's strange...well you have been sleeping here for a couple of hours, so I guess you're alright. Want to make some cupcakes? It's only two in the afternoon, there's plenty of day left." Cup asks me.

"Okay! I'll go take a quick shower and come on down!" I beam and I head off towards the bathroom. "I'll be down in five minutes!" I say.

"Okay, dear, see you then." Cup kisses me on the cheek. I feel like a little filly when she does that. I like it!

Again I'll skip the whole "shower" part, and just go on to what I am doing now, five minutes later! I walk down the stairs, and I'm greeted by the one and only Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Pinkie," she says, smiling slyly. "Ready to make some cupcakes?"

(I'll post this early, there will be another part to this chapter, I'll post a blog post when I'm done!)

Author's Note

Yup, let's get down and make some CUPCAKES!
Woop Woop!
Charlie the Unicorn style!
(Come on, Twilight, go see our new basement....)
LOLS