I am such a genius. After a super breakfast of cereal and fine-ass liquor, I create a portal to my favorite place that I've never visited: Equestria. I make a bunch of friends... only for them to turn on me later. Or do they? Or maybe they won't. Or will they? Like, favorite, and subscribe to find out more!

Critics are Raving over My Life in My Own Questria:

"*that weird fucking clap that he does with his fingers*" - Steve McQueen, director of Shame and 12 Years a Slave
"Get the fuck out of my house!" - Edward Norton, Amercan History X
"I got 99 problems, and a bitch ain't one." - Jesus