In a relic of a war long forgotten lies a group of equestrian soldiers stationed to hold the first wave of any potential attack….however the Stallions of "Berry's Bastards", 2nd Battalion, 17th Border Regiment are not your average Troopers, nor are they good troopers…or sober ones for that matter. But they may just be our only hope in the face of Zebra aggression…or sobriety, they get those mixed up sometimes….