Gold digging didn't work. Completely changing lifestyles in a single day failed miserably. Rarity has tried everything to snag a mate, short of being herself and actually dating like a normal pony. Since Rarity has no obvious suitors whatsoever close to her heart and home, she turns to the obvious conclusion:

"If I can't find my Princes Charming, I'll make one."

Utilizing dark magic, Rarity turns every male in Ponyville incredibly sexy… with disastrous (and sexy) results:

Exploding ovaries.

With a high payload, Rarity is pitted against the clock before her ovaries level Ponyville. The race is turned on!

No, this isn't clop.