Deus Ex: Cosplay Revolution

"Erm, boss, I gotta question."

"What's it, sonny? I've got nefarious planning to do."

"Well, I was kinda wondering- what's taking this William guy so long?"

"So long to what?"

"Well, so long to... I don't know. It feels like he should've caught on to us by now. Like we should all be in the prisons of Canterlot instead of, y'know, uh, conspirating. I mean that's just my opinion, boss, but I kinda wanted to hear your thoughts. The goons are getting a bit restless."

"Conspiring. And I have no idea what you're talking about. William Darrell Mays has been advancing at a remarkable pace. I've been having to do enough work behind the scenes now that I'm damn well in need of a vacation."

"But, if he's burning through so fast, sir, why isn't he already here? I mean the Enlightened have already got him under their thumb, and he's got contacts with Celestia, and he exposed Yua hardly even in the first weeks he was here. I mean by now he should be storming the base with a bunch of Celestia's finest by his side, but... well, I don't know sir. It just seems weird, like there's some kinda weird stuff going on. Do you know what I mean, sir?"

"Lieutenant, what in the world are you speaking of? Mays, in the first month he got here, has already managed to integrate himself into pony society. Others of his kind would be shunned, thrown to the wayside for how they appear. Not Mays- he's even got himself a marefriend! Of a different species!"

"Um... my girlfriend is a griff-"

"Back to your station, Lieutenant. And get me some coffee. We need keep an eye out for Mays and what he does, whether he do it tomorrow or in a week."

"Sir yes sir."