What Am I Doing In Equestria

by ZeroPony55

Chapter 3 AppleLoosa

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We flew about who know how much. Sooner or later we spotted the train that headed to AppleLoosa, feeling tried we went on the train. We would have if I haven't just toss a bunch of gold in a bag to conductor and knotting him out and then I took two tickets and pry that he has amnesia and not remember what I just did to him. So we walk in a couple of train trying to find a good spot until we saw Applejack. We sat at her train car and asked what she was up too. She said that she just wanted to visit AppleLoosa and than so asked what we been up too since we were gone for who's how long. We told our story and Applejack laughed at a couple things whiling feeling sorry for the time we got injured. I was surprise about how she thought this was real, I mean it was real but hearing things about getting stuck by lighting and surviving and beating the phoenix in less then ten seconds can sound like other bull. Soon or later I got bored so I tried playing my 3ds. It was so fricking hard get used to using my winds as my fingers, god how did that colt play his game that look like a gameboy but it wouldn't be called that because of copyright laws but it's just a word so it doesn't matter, but anyways it's probably called something stupid like a joyboy or well it's better than visualboy. I was playing ACNF and if you don't know what that means looked it up and I should really stop doing what Pinkie Pie does.
"Uhh.., Frankie what the hay is that" Applejack said.
"It's a 3ds that I'm playing and no I'm not playing fricking, Pokemon" I said.
"Uhh.. what's Pokemons?" Rainbow asked.
I'm a fricking idiot for thinking that they know anything about earth tech. To think that earth's spells caster can't grab any games from the future, like serious were stuck with 3ds,wii u, xbox1,ps4, and pspvita. "Pokemon is a game that you catch creatures which are called Pokemon and you battle other people's Pokemon to train and be the very best" I said.
"That uhh... sounds mighty interesting."
"That sounds AWESOME you should show us now"
I grunted but seeing that I had no other choice to please these two, well at least Rainbow Dash. I stopped what I was playing and it's not like I got anywhere. I look in my backpack and told out Pokemon X or I like to call it Pokemon Ten. I got to thank my team mate Lucy for customs making this bag for me and which made me tear up for a bit.
"Are you ok sugarcube?" Applejack asked with a worried look.
"Yeah I fine just remembering my friends" I said to Applejack.
"Is it one of you team mates?" Rainbow asked.
"Yeah."
"Hay, Frankie I want to know something?"
"What is it, Applejack?"
"How come you friends of you're has't come and help you in this quest of yours?"
"Yeah how come?" Rainbow added.
"Ahhh" My mind went blank, this question kind of broke me. "Ummm."
"Come on sugarcube we won't share."
"Yeah you can trust us we pinkie promise" Rainbow said, then doing the rest of the pinkie promise gestures with Applejack.
"There in..." I thought for some moments see how this could back fire but whatever I've been to totally hell with my damn childhood so why not. "There in a hospital serious injured" I finally said.
Applejack was shock while Rainbow felt a little sorry for my life. "How in the tar'nation did that happen?"
"Well we did a quest because many people needed this thing to stop."
"So what's so hard about it"
"The quest was called Where Gods Fear To Trend."
"Oh"
"But what is it about sugarcube"
"A very big and cheap monster that even a cheesy victory when there's no hope left is completely useless."
"If it's cheap how did you lost?" asked Applejack with a confusing look.
"What I mean it is that it's very over powered."
"Ohhh so how did you beated."
"It took about ten-thousand very skilled hunters, two-thousand healers, five gods not including me, and my team and friends to beat that monster."
"How did you get five gods?" Rainbow asked.
"All from my brother, he hear my team and friends are tackling the quest so he send in help instead of coming but he had a family to look after so I don't blame him" I said with a sighed.
"Well ho-" Applejack said but got cut of by hearing the conductor saying that were in Appleloosa.

We got off the train and leaving the subject about the quest behind. As we walk, saw Braeburn with a worrying look. Applejack went to talk to him with Rainbow and I went around looking at all the signs. "Flim and Flam" I muttered to myself. These two names sounds like I shouldn't give any bucks about. As I walked, I notice that some ponies looked way too happy and some that just got scammed. I continue on walking until I saw a bunch of ponies. I pushed my way to the centre and found a couple of orbs being auction.
"Do we have a fifty bits for the crystals ball set that sees your future" said a pony I believed to be Flam.
"Here" say the not so important pony.
Well this is stupid but I felt like playing along. "Can I put a hundred gold on the orbs." After saying that everypony laughed at that and probably thinking I'm lying until I toss the unless bag of gold.
"Hmm I guess we can accent this" said that other pony who I believed to be Flim.
Everypony didn't say a word about anything and so I went to grab my orbs. After I picked I decided to leave everypony that's in shock because of the orbs vanishing and then I went to find Applejack. Once I found Applejack they did not look so happy. She then told what happen and it's about Flim and Flam owning almost the entire town in some unfair way. So I could be a jeck and just only collect the orbs I need but those two seem like they would break down so easily if they had to fight. My plan wasn't much of a plan, I just go up to them and command give back the town. Once I did that it was completely shot down with mostly everypony question why I ever did that. The brothers said they owned whatever building fair and square with me responding by destroying one building that they own with one punch.
"Hey you can't do that" said one of the brothers. "Were going to sue you for that" and with me of course responding by knotting down another building.
Sooner or later the sheriff came wondering what's going on and with the two brothers complaining that I was destroying their town."Yes well I'm placing Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Braeburn and that other pony under arrest" said the clearly corrupted sheriff.
"What we didn't do anything" Rainbow complain.
"Yes well I do believed that your in with this trouble maker so your all going to jail."
"Oh really" I said to the old sheriff. "How many bits to you want to bet he's not the real sheriff"
"Well of course I'm the sheriff I get to decided who has to stayed in jail or not."
"Ok than name the crime I just committed."
"Easy vandalism."
"Wrong."
"Wrong?"
"Wrong it's property destruction and yes there is a difference."
"There is?"
"And there's you prof the the sheriff is a fake, he should know what crimes are what and what former punishment are given."
"And how to you know it than?" asked the fake sheriff.
"I took law so I know some things, so what are you going to do?"
"We umm... anypony able to take down this pony will be rewarded with fame and riches beyond their imagination" said Flim.
Of course nopony step up because it would be like hugging creepers was supposed to be a good thing. Flim and Flam started too sweated like they just ran for their life because their going to soon if they don't give back the town. Sooner or later Flam broke the silences with an idea of his. " How about we trade you uhh the orbs you like when you brought some during the auction."
"Let see them" I decided to play along know full well he's doesn't have want I need.
"Here" he said as he showed the orbs.
"Thanks but no thanks."
"What!?" said Rainbow, Applejack, Flim, and Flam.
"I know these are orbs that I don't need because it's not my orbs."
"So uhh what now?" Flim asked to Flam.
"I would give back the town and return all the scams or..."
"Oh what" said both of the brothers.
"Start running before you get to know" I said in a dark voice. Once they respond they ran and I glad they picked this choice. Soon I took out a spear that I called the boom spear. I soon toss it like a javelin while saying "Happy boom day" and once I let go of the spear it home in on them and soon exploded, making them blast of as the speed of sound.
"Did you really had to do that you could have killed them?" asked Applejack.
"I seen the same group of people get blasted off that even more than a hundred and they still live."
"Oh so now what?"
"I said we fix the town" I said while laying reversed bombs on the destroyed building. After it exploded I told everyone boring information on how it works, well at least it was brief. It took a totally of three days trying to fix everything but at least I got to meet everyone. I also found a couple orbs but nothing special it's just learning how to spawn rails and the power of flight. After we clean the mess that Flim and Flam made we had a giant feast and that lead into, not another fight but a giant food poisoning. So yeah most ponies/buffalo spent their time in the toilets that no one ever sees that it's actually there.

I was mostly alone because of the giant food poisoning and if your wondering why I'm not effect is because my taste buds changes things like bad stuff into good stuff and illnesses that you get from food are negated but that also means any medicine I consume are negated so it's not a good thing if I got a stomach flu. What also sucks is getting it the ability but at least it stays with you no matter what happens. So getting it makes you taste the most nasty stuff ever and also staying in the can for a month and I'm not joking, I was in the can pooping and puking. I got really skinny after that and I didn't like it so I just eat to my size and thank god everything tasted so good that I couldn'y taste anything nasty anymore. I decided to walked around to find out why everyone got food poisoning. When I walked up to a apple tree I notice thing on the ground. It was a bunch of drain apples and one fresh strawberry? This confuse me for a second before my goggles are stating that it's a fruit bat.

I poked at it seeing if it's dead or not. After the third poked he got up and then spoked. "Hey why are you poking me and hurts you know" he said and then started to cry.
I rolled my eyes, this was one of the most depressing animals I ever seen. Sooner or later I said "Sorry kid" to him because this kid going to cry as Spongebob and which we all know is a wimp. "And for Pete sake stop crying kid."
"I have a name and it's, Kyle and I'm a adult not a kid" Kyle said. I had to rolled my eyes again because he's basely like Spongebob, adult, whimp, crybaby and he's also looks like a sponge well at least the skin but he's going to get a nickname Bob at some point maybe not now but some point in his life time.
"Well Kyle why are you here you could have been step by the buffalo?"
"Well I got hungry and I wanted to eat so-."
"Well what about you brother or sisters, what about them?"
"They kind of became jerks and I didn't want to be with them anymore."
"What happen?"
"I don't know they just started acting strange and then sooner or later they became jerks, your probably seen one of their acts already."
"I guess the food poisoning was because of them then."
"Yeah which is strange because we need the food to survive."
"Of course you need food to survive it's one major requirements for a living beings like you and me" even though some species don't but it's not like I can find any in Equestria.
"Yeah I guess it's silly of me to said something like that" he said while tearing a little.
"So do you know where you brothers and sisters are?"
"Huh?"
"Where are you people?"
"Oh there at the clock tower but why do you asked?"
"I'm going to see why they behave this way" I said while running towards the clock tower.
"But what they going to hurt you" he try to said while following me.

I made it to the tower with a fainted yellow fruit bat. He died to try to keep up and I ended up caring him here. The tower isn't that tall but I can see all the bats. They don't notice us yet so I put on my goggle or at least to my eye level. My goggles scanned and told me this: "Fruit bats or at least they were fruit bats until they became effected by nightmare fuel so they really should be called Nightmare bats, yeah add more puns than already puny world-" I decided to stop it scanning so I don't have to listen to my goggle's scanners and also made a note to beat the shit of Lucy when I came back for adding this info, this is worst as the pokedex's info. I was thinking a plan to revet all the bats until Kyle woke up and shout know why he is. All of the bats look at me like I was a blood bank because I'm basely red all around. I just bolted out of there with Kyle holding closely to me.
"Ahhh what have you gotten me into?" he said while crying.
I decided to drop Kyle off on a barrel and told him to stay put. I then took out the a lunar wing and put it around me. It look awkward around me but it didn't matter it's about protecting from the nightmare and it's like acid to them. Once they saw the lunar wing they just try to spit nightmare fuel, I guess that Pokemon was somehow was connected to Equestria. I didn't really know what to do from here I guess I'm in a batty situation and yes I make puns in the face of danger. I was thinking of ideas of ways to cure them, I could always make a lunar bomb but that take to long and placing the lunar wing on them would take who knows how long and then it hit me. A very cheap way on curing them and yes it's cheap, it's boring and it's part of the plot. I put away the the lunar wing and let them attach to me and I drain them by the power of a orb that got here. Soon they found out what I was doing and tried to despatch and flea but there no match to my speed, so now you just hear in this town are moans of pain and a manic shouting drain everywhere. It took a hole hour to finish curing every bat and my throat was tried as a bone and yeah of course it my fault so don't be a dick about it. Kyle went to his friends to see if their ok. I could hear him cried over there and his friends telling him they were sorry or at least what I believed what was a apology because I don't have my animal understanding skill back so yeah there that too. A bunch of them praised me and asked me how to thank them or at least what Kyle told me and of course I said to cure the ponies they poisoned with their nightmare power I guess. Then soon cured everybody and soon left but Kyle stayed behind.
"Aren't you going to with them?" I asked.
"Actually can I join you I want to grow strong just like you, yeah I saw you take them on and that took guts to face off vampire fruit bats."
Like you knew what guts was but I agree to take him with me because I can find his night senses useful and seems like I lost that too even though it's not night be I can ensure you I don't have night vision.

The next morning me, Rainbow, Applejack, and Kyle were talking about what were going to do. I got all the orbs when it was night time, thanks to Kyle so I had no more business here. Applejack needed to get back to Sweet Apple Arcs and Rainbow Dash wanted to checked on Tank. Kyle didn't say anything because he just go anywhere I go. Since I had to go to a place called Manehattan and since it's surrounded by water I find it best to travel by train because I don't want Kyle to drowned if he did fall off me. So all of us went back to Ponyville. During the train ride I notice a tornado and it look like it headed towards AppleLoosa but looking at it again, it's going to die down before it hit's AppleLoosa. Then suddenly a train stop and I fell because I was fooling around. Well since I'm not in my seat I'm going to find out why we stop. So Kyle and I made it to the engineer and asked why we stop. He told that a boulder is blocking the path way. I decided to walk out and see this boulder. I see the workers ponies trying to pushed the boulder and I was going to move it until I saw a fireball coming my way. I quickly back-hoofed it because the back-hoof a.k.a back-hand can be the cheapest way in deflecting anything. "Hmmm your not bad"someone said.
"No matter he's no match for us" a different voice added.
"Sssssstill it'ssssss might be a problem" another voice added.
"Scanner on, Worker ponies get back on the train I deal with this, you too,Kyle" I said while taking out my sword. My scan was complete and I'm facing a Chimera. "Go back where you came from and I won't hurt you" I told them and I my sword changed into a diamond optical blade.
"Aww how cute to think lunch is trying to give threats" the annoy tiger said.
"Who cares let's just dine already" said the boring goat.
"The only dining placing you be having is in hell" I said threatening again.
"Was isn't that just precious" the tick off tiger said then leap towards me.
I quickly dodge and sent some side shots against him. I decided to keep my distance for this one, last time I fought a multi-headed beast up close I almost got my ass handed to me. We exchange shots with only my shots making contact.
"Hey let's forget about this one and target the ponies in the train instead" said the goat.
"Worksss for messssss" said the sissy snake.
"I won't let you" I said putting away my sword and bring my scythe. I quickly use my boomerang feature and sent the blade at them. They stumble away from the train but they didn't fall. I then dive bomb at them with the staff and whack the snake-head and then I caught the blade back to my blade-less scythe. I was hoping it came back sooner so I could have sliced of the snake's head. The chimera turn to me and seeing that I'm a problem now. I backed up and made the blade dig in to the earth and got into a ready positions. I using the rifle part of my custom made scythe. The bullets are energy bullets but for now I setted it to make sure no major physical damage is given like how my sword was the optical blade. They charge at me but didn't get too close because of my shots but when they did, I ripe though the ground with the no longer implanted scythe. I sliced the whiskers off and got dust in their eyes. Their opened now so I changed to a different weapon. This weapon was in beta mode but at least it can for fill it do something special. I slice them and cubes form behind the slice and soon a giant cube form around them. Soon the cube took the life force and made the body disappeared so it made the three living beings get resurrected at some point.

I told everyone to not question what I did to them. Then I equip a special battle suit to give me extra strength. I thrust my fronts hoofs into the boulder and toss it off the train track. I pretty sure I just any of the strong or buff ponies to shames because I saw some ponies hide their heads. I moved backed to my friends and we had idle chit chat for the trip back to Ponyville.


Author's Note

I put armour on after a fight and use it for a unless reason. I can destroy buildlings with out a sweat but I use it for lifting a boulder I'm smart.
For all those to give any butts to why a weapon is in beta mode is because it's has bugs where when the resurrection happens they have a chance to keep their memories and that can lead to some problems.

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