What Am I Doing In Equestria
Chapter 4 Manehattan
Previous ChapterNext ChapterWe finally got to Ponyville and said goodbye to Applejack. I decided to follow Rainbow because I really had nothing better to do. Kyle didn't feel like going anywhere so we both followed Rainbow Dash. We made it to Fluttershy's cottage in no time flat. We walked in with Fluttershy starring at Kyle, she soon asked a bunch of questions about fruit bats but was soon interrupted by Rainbow wondering where Tank is. I soon asked who's Tank with Rainbow answer by saying it was awesome and loyal. With a name like Tank I wonder just what kind of animal Tank is and since there mythology beasts in Equestria I only thought was beast but when Fluttershy comes in with Tank I was semi surprise. Rainbow soon goes bragging how awesome Tank was but really it's just a tortoise with a helicopter hat, which I got to admit it was cool but for some reason I felt like throwing Tank into some chemicals and give it ninja's skills to use and see how awesome it will be. I finally got bored in like five minutes so I head out to the train station with Rainbow and Kyle. Rainbow left Tank again but I'm pretty sure Tank was happy to have more time with his animal friends. I had a strange feeling coming from the rabbit like he was hiding something, but once I saw something purple in a nearby bush, I figure everything out. In the bush was Spike and probably the some other animals and they were probably playing poker when Fluttershy was gone. I snicker at this idea when they ever get caught. When we made it to the train station we saw Rarity. She said she had somethings to do in Manehattan. I swear that someone making my life worse all the damn time and I can't avoid whoever trying to mess with me. I didn't mind Rarity as a friend but by god shut up about fashion. We got on the train and we're still riding for while now and she been nagging me about my fashion. I'm wearing a bandana ok, I'm wearing a vest fine but she pissed when I wear only one gauntlet and too much red. I'm not making a fashion statement, serious I'm not it's just seem degrading and what I mean is that fashion sucks. Really who comes with this shit, really just cause a person have shit cloths doesn't mean he's shit, he's only shit when you get to know them. I can rant on about fashion but we made it at the next stop finally. I got off my lazy ass and get out of the damn car with Rarity tried to scolded me about just walking out on somepony talking to you. She never stop scolding me.
Rainbow got Rarity off my back but in doing so she became her dress model. I would make fun of her but I whether have better things to do and also I dont want to be Raritys model either. She probably make me wear dresses because I`ve been told that I look like a girl and having similar hair style like Rainbow Dash didn't help as well. Well my life sucks, I decided to take a little break on hunting the orbs and go have a little fun. Kyle and I went to different shops for a while trying things out. Kyle had plenty of fun and for me I found it entertaining, I also found a couple of orbs. As we walked out a store we heard a scream coming from a dark alleyway. I assume it was some unlucky pony caught into trouble and I'm not saying the unlucky pony who's getting jump it's the pony that going to jump because I'm in the area. I dash to the alley and didn't find anypony. I looked around and when someone was going to hit me with a bat, I counter. I manage to slice the bat in have and when I look at my attacker I was also sliced of his horn.
"How dare you to that" said that stupid stallion.
"Dare what?" I said with a trollish grin.
"It's your fault my horn is broken."
"It's your fault for attacking a pony that has a sword on his back."
"Uhh..." He couldn't think of a come back probably because I'm staring at him like a stare from a kart racing game. He soon ran away probably to get his friends or something. I walk out of the alleyway and get assaulted by like two officers or really they tried to hold me down.
"Is this the pony" said a officer.
"Yeah that the pony who tried to attacked me" said the broken unicorn.
"Oh c'mon he attacked me" I said while pushing off the officers ponies.
"Silence you attacking my partners"
"I just pushing them off, there the ones who are attacking me"
"He's technically right about that part but it doesn't mean you can go slicing off unicorn's horn off"
"He attack me and besides what would with his horn anyways, It's not like I want a lawsuit or anything."
"Well then prove he attack you first."
I looked around for anything. The bat is useless wait, Kyle should have saw that. It was a long shot but who cares. I asked Kyle if he saw anything when he was on my back. He told the whole story and that stupid unicorn got arrested by stupid officers. Really they took that story to be true, seeing well in the dark is very useful but those officers are stupid because Kyle statement could be completely biased. I chuckle a bit at that police force. I decided to go to some fast food place. I order a some hay fries and Kyle had a cheerful meal. We ate for a while, even ordering some more food to eat. Soon some mask unicorns came in trying to rob the place. Aren't they unlucky I was there, it's like trying to rob someone who's a serial killer. Most ponies got down on the floor including Kyle so I stick out like a sore thumb. When one pony went up to me he was thrown across the room then I go back to eating. Then two unicorns went up to me, telling me put my hooves up, in which I reply by throwing them out the window. After that the last unicorn grab a random filly. "Put your-"
"STOP!" I shouted and then time is frozen. I regain some time powers but really I only used it to stopped time. I than put the filly out of harm's way and left the frozen unicorn up and I waited to time to go back to normal.
"Where I... How the-" He tried to say but soon got punch out of DonaldMac. I patted my hands and went to get Kyle out of the table. I then leave the area with a bunch of jaw dropped ponies starring at me for being sort of a weirdo for just leaving like that. I decided to go back into finding my orbs.
I used my senses to located a bunch of orbs and they in a carnival that's happing in town. I first start by going though each game until I get the orbs. The first game was a simple, throw the ball at the pins except that the orbs are the balls. I paid for some balls and he didn't give me the orbs. I would asked for those balls but if this pony was smart he could grind money off me, so I missed until I got those orbs. I wasted about twenty-five bits, so I'm basically going to kill my wallet. I won a stuff animal which I handed to a mare that was injured and probably went here to have a good time. My next game involved getting my orbs get to the bottom, the only problem is I need to swap the orbs places when they hit the bottom. It's a good thing I had Kyle he so I got him distracted the pony who's running this game. It's was easier and I got a stuff bear. As I walked a pegasus crash into me. From what I can tell it was Fleetfoot from the Wonderbolts. According to my goggles, she got temporary blinded by a shine cause by a CMC but I thought Applebloom, Scootaloo,and Sweetie Belle were in Ponyville. I swear I don't my own equipment sometimes.
"Sorry sorry I got blind and I didn-" she was interrupted when she stare at me. "Uhhh... so anyways my name is Fleetfoot what's yours?" she asked weirdly.
"I'm Frankie and this is my friend, Kyle" I said.
"Hello" Kyle added.
"Frankie wow that's a nice name" she said shyly.
"You look like you aren't well so here" I handed her the bear "Giving things always a good cure."
"Thanks" she said then soon faints and fallen backwards into a paramedic bed and soon carry away.
I feel like this happen somewhere else to someone else but I can't tell where, it's seems to be micro if it's in my brain.
Somewhere in a different dimension a Big McIntosh sneezed.
I perish that thought and proceed to the next game. This game is throwing a ball into a hop, so basally basketball in a nutshell. Good thing I can swap my gauntlet for a another one but it has fingers that I can control. I won and got a necklace from it. I thought why in hell will this be a prized but then it hit me. The necklace draws in the ponies which they can't win because of their hooves. I think I just save a bunch of ponies money or bits. I quickly got handed over to a mare that might be Fleetfoot but I didn't pay attention. The orbs that I got from that game came with the necklace. The next game was a shooter which I was amazed, ponies had something that's like a gun but it only shot water. You can probably guess what you had to do in this game. When I won I picked the orbs and the game pony felt bad for me that I picked the tried prizes so I got everything from the basket that contain the orbs. The next few games were boring but when I got to the final game it was a singing completion. I enter to see who's song is the best. One pony sang Better Than You from MandoPony, another pony sang I am No Hero from MandoPony. I notice most of the songs were from MandoPony but he wasn't always played like Are We There Yet from BlackGryph0n & Baasik, heck there was these two songs by Aviators which are Heroes, and Friendship. There were really good song and I was afraid I might lose. I pick What I'm Made Of from Crush 40, which nopony knew who this person was. I was surprise when I won. I thought I would lose to Heroes because I was one pony that made it though with a enchantment guitar. Now don't worry the ponies who host the completion gave it to me because I was solo and had to play more instruments the only difference is that it's hard to keep track of the other instruments. I got a lot of things from the completion. They even let me keep the guitar. I gave most things and I think I even started a cat fight when I handed some things to some mares. I could watch or break it up and I did the logical thing and back off. I headed to the hotel that Rarity booked for us. I walked to the room with some minor difficulty but when I enter put a huge grin on my face. I see Rainbow Dash in very girly dress.
"You better wipe that grin off you face" Rainbow said threatening.
"I do have a camera" I said with a cocky look.
"Don't You Dare."
"Try me."
That kind of shut her up because knowing me I would to crazy stuff but lucky for her I felt tried. I placed Kyle on a table and laid my stuff around. Rarity soon came in from the restrooms. "Oh, Frankie your back can you help me"
"As long you don't make cloths for me."
"Good dear I just need you to model for me in a contest."
"Fine but I'm going to bed, don't want your model to be tired now would you."
"Yes but I need you measurements."
"Fine" after that I realize something. "Hey, Rarity can I asked something."
"What is it dear?"
"Why are there only two beds."
"WHAT" Rainbow shouted from the bathroom.
"Yes about that this was the only room left."
"I guess I'm sleeping on the floor then good thing I have a my sleeping bag."
"I'm sorry to say but they won't allowed that here."
"What, why?"
"It's just the rules."
"Hey it's not like they know" Rainbow said.
"Rainbow dear they will now I don't know how but they do."
"I guess one of us have to sleep with, Rarity have fun, Rainbow."
"Why not you, Frankie."
"You both can't sleep with me sad to say."
"Why?" Rainbow and I said together.
"I need my beauty sleep and besides when I tried sleeping with, Applejack at Twilight's sleep over there once and that cause problems."
"What kind of problems?" I asked.
"You don't want to know."
I ponder about this to come up with something but I took her word for it because I didn't want to get molested by Rarity.
"Fine I guess we have too" Rainbow said.
We all got ready to go to bed, well except Kyle because his asleep. We all got in the beds I faced the wall and Rainbow facing Rarity. So I'm sleeping with Rainbow well not really sleeping just staring into space. I wonder if Rainbow was asleep so I turn and found she was staring at me. Our faces both go red and our wings poof out. Another thing tried to stick out but I was forcing it not to with my powers.
"So what did you do while I was with, Rarity" Rainbow said trying to make this less awkward.
"Kyle and I went to a not that entertaining carnival."
"I thought you went looking for your orbs?"
"I decided to take a break before the carnival but there were orbs there."
"What did you do before a the carnival?"
"I slice off a unicorn's horn and beat up robbers when I was at DonaldMac and that's about it, I think."
"Oh cool I guess."
I almost fallen asleep but Rainbow ruined it by getting up.
"What are you doing?"
"I needed a drink" I wonder what kind drinks we had in the room.
She soon came back in five minutes drunk. Was there alcohol in the room, I was about to get up but Rainbow jump on me. She's now holding me by the crotch area but like I mention earlier I'm hiding my boner but when she reach in my bag grab out a potion. She made me drink and then soon I black out but just before I hear the words "I think I like you."
I woke up in like five AM with Rainbow on me. The potion didn't last long and I'm up on my three hours when I usually wake up. I still have the sack feeling that restraining my boner still on so I'm going to assume she hump my leg but it is wet, I think I going to assume that is puke and she didn't came on me that fast. I enter the shower do clean off the smell. I hope Rarity or Kyle hear anything during the uhh special event, I guess. When I finish cleaning myself a thought came to me, it was her last words she said to me. This kind of scared me for a bit but I believed she just joking because she was drunk. I enter the room and I spray the room with a scent so people won't notice the smell. I then try to wake Rainbow Dash but she was to hang over, which made me wonder how much she drank. I pick her up and put her in the shower and turn on the water to wake her up.
"Ahhh... turn off the water works" she tried to say with water spraying at her.
"Morning sleeping beauty" I said while turning off the water.
"Why would you do that" she said with a wet mane.
I stared at her with a wing boner on. "You smell and you really need a shower."
"I don't need you to babysit me."
"Oh course your too drunk to remember" I mutter to myself. "Just smell yourself."
"Why would I-" said say when she got a sniff of her scent. "Did I really?" she mutter to herself.
"Yeah you did" I answer her while leaving the room, this leave her blushing and a wing boner.
As I leave Rainbow I notice there's a giant mess in the hotel room and Rarity going to freak, and as much I would see that I won't want it towards me. I clean the room and that took awhile and near the end Rarity and Kyle got up and Rainbow got out of the bathroom. I'm so glad that I'm a morning person, so I have a lot of energy to burn. I never really like sleeping, I find to much time wasting, could do other things to do at that time.
"Morning gals and, Kyle."
"Morning and wait dear I looked awful" Rarity say while looking a mirror. She soon got out and zip right to the bathroom. Well looks like there no more using the bathroom, well at least this room that is.
"Hey, Frankie what are we doing today?" Kyle asked.
"Rarity making me be in her dress up thing and that's about it."
"Ohh ok."
"Don't worry dear we this will be the at most fun your going to have" Rarity said though the bathroom.
"Probably not" I whisper to Kyle.
When Rarity finally got out of the bathroom we all went to the contest. This is my first time being a model and I'm a horse doing so.
"Frankie dear can you stand on all fours?" Rarity asked.
I nodded and being standing on all fours, what did you expect me stand on like a normal pony. I realize that I'm like the only guy who being a model when I enter the dressing room with the gang. A lot of model ponies went up to me asking me things about being like the only guy who's being a model. I only answer by saying I'm just doing it for a friend. Most of the ponies didn't believed me but they leave me alone to get back dressing. When I finally done putting on my suit and got out of the dressing room Prim Hemline was there talking about what were doing. Prim stop for a moment when she saw me and then whisper something to a bodyguard I guess, and then she resumed what she was talking about. After the talk the bodyguard went up to me told to go to Prim's office, which I reply by saying I don't where Prim's office is so he escorted me there.
I enter the room "You wanted to see me Prim."
"Yes I notice that your only male model."
"Yeah so I'm only doing this for my friend so what's your point?"
"There aren't many males in Equestria but they still need a cloths and we don't really have a guys that are model, so it's difficult to created cloths."
"So?"
"Sooo we need someone like you to be try new cloths."
"No thanks."
"We can give you the best design cloths."
"No thanks there more than life than fashion" I said as I left the room.
"More than life than fashion" Prim said to herself with a new design in mind.
The contest took a long while to finish but It when it finally did was so happy to put back my old cloths. Rarity won the contest and in addition for having the only guy to be a model she got rest of the orbs in Manehattan. I asked to have my orbs and she gave it to me for my reward. We all gather up our stuff from the hotel and check the time table for the train. The one heading back to Ponyville isn't here until three more hours. Rarity thought of this neat cafe that open up nearby. Nobody else could think of where to go so we all head there. As we enter there was a fight happening. One pony got piss about his food getting ruined by the other pony. We headed to our seats and tried to avoid the fight. We order our food and soon our meals got here. I told the others not to interrupted the fight because it might cause problems if we try to fix it. Rarity didn't want to agree but seeing that both sides have a gang with them and she wouldn't want to be the fair maiden if you catch my drift. We just ate and watch the fight go on. I'm waiting until one pony throws the first punch but they're only shouting. After a while I got bored and decided to do something. Push aside the worker and told the two ponies to shut up.
"What did you say" said a piss off pony.
"Yeah what did you say" said the other piss of pony.
"I said shut up, I guess your shouting made yourself deaf" I said to them.
"Why you little" He tried to grab me but he was to slow, so I hit all of his pressure points. "What whys my body all numb" said the struggling pony.
"I hit all your pressure points now shut it already."
"But he-."
"But nothing I don't give anything stop being a cheapskate and just order another one."
"Fine."
I then return to my table.
"What ever happen to just ignoring them?" Rarity asked.
"And what are pressure points anyways, and how to I do that" Rainbow added.
"I finally got annoy and pressure points are place on the body the sensitive to pressure. Hit all of them and there whole body goes down hold one it's pretty effective."
"How did you know where the pressure point are?" Kyle asked.
"My goggles informed me."
"Oh ok then."
"Hey, Frankie where we heading next?" Rainbow asked.
"A place called the Crystal Empire."
"Lucky for two I have to go back to Ponyville to take care of my orders" Rarity said.
"Well I guess we should be going than."
Everyone agreed and headed to the train station. Once we got there the train was there so we got on. The train ride back to Ponyville was plain and when we were at Ponyville the train to the Crystal Empire was going to leave. We say goodbye to Rarity and got on the train. We found that Twilight was going to the Crystal Empire as well, great I thought to myself she going to nag me about who I am now, it's not like the last train ride was fun.
Author's Note
Listen to these awesome people
MandoPony's Songs
Better Than You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmBILzMzPKU
I Am No Hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z3bwizLYg
BlackGryph0n's Song
Are We There Yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4bBNbiVrus
Aviators's Songs
Heroes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq27qg4Ot2M
Friendship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0UUDy_5ik&list=TLZ_WXik5oeQ8Y22ZRSe98Lte99uYmzfJL
Really good music please go subscribe to them I take no credit for those songs if you find this story crappy don't take the music crappy until you listen to it
Also, Crush 40's Song What I'm Made Of is a good song too. He's a great singer and makes songs for Sonic the Hedgehog
Do comment on which game has What I'm Made Of and at what point in game does it happen if you know.
I didn't put that many references for this chapter.
