Rainbow Dash: talented flyer, steadfastly loyal, and...closet erotic author? She's a creative soul at heart, and loves to write about her favorite pairing: you and herself. Shame that its always at a fourth-grade level.

Poor Rainbow has had a not-so-little crush on you for awhile. Unfortunately, she can't seem to find her way out of the "friend" zone and into the "fuck" zone...or at least that is how she puts it. To alleviate this burning need, she's resorted to the lewdest of past times: writing erotic xenophilic literature. Although she fancies herself quite the Erna Hemingmare, it would probably be for the best if she kept her secret clopfics to herself...

Written on-the-fly to make you lovely folk laugh.

...and maybe a bit aroused, too. Why the hell not, after all?

Comments appreciated as always. Enjoy!