I'm in Equestria!?

"My name is Dark Knight."

The six mares all looked at him with confused expressions Dangit, I'm losing em!, Logan thought to himself, This name thing would be SO much easier if I had a cutie mark!. In order to save himself from utter embarrassment, he just started laughing, "I'm just messing with ya, that would be too much overkill where I come from!," the Bat pony said after his burst.

Twilight, however, was not amused, "Then, maybe you could be so kind as to tell us your real name?," she demanded.

"yeah, um, my name is, uh," Logan said as he frantically searched his memories for a name, Shadow Bolt? Nah, too suspicious, maybe Dracula? No, but that does give me an idea for Nightmare Night..., his thoughts were interrupted by an *ahem* originating from the princess

"Well? We're waiting.," Twilight stated, obviously sounding annoyed.

Before Logan could answer, however, his vision was suddenly blocked by a wall of pink

"Don't tell me you can't remember your own name?! That sooo terrible, because then I wouldn't be able to grow a surprise party for and if I can't do that then you won't be happy and-," the party pony was cut off by an ash-grey hoof in her mouth.

"Just give me a second to remember, Pinkie.," Logan answered. He then pulled his hoof out of the pink mares' mouth and continued, "My name is Blood Moon, and I'm not from around here, as you can plainly see."

"Well, duh," Rainbow Dash stated, "you're not exactly a normal pony."

"Oh?," the newly named Blood Moon asked, raising an eyebrow at the prismatic mare, "and why is that?"

"Well... um," Fluttershy spoke up for the first time since the beginning of this conversation, "it's just that... well... there are no Bat Ponies... well, for real, anyway."

It was then that B.M.'s world stopped. " Wait," the stallion interjected, "what do ya mean, there's no Bat Ponies? What about Princess Luna's royal guard?".

It was Rarity's turn to answer, "Oh, you mean the enchanted armor that gives them the illusion of being a Bat Pony? Those are just so tacky, darling.".

Rarity made a big mistake, for she just painted a giant target on her forehead with that statement. Blood Moon just found out he was the only Bat Pony in existence, and when that white fashionista dared to call something even remotely related to him 'tacky', something inside his mind snapped as he whirled around to face her, his wings flared and his muzzle a mere inches away from hers. "How dare you think of fashion at a time like this?! How would YOU like it if somepony just told you that you were the only Unicorn in existence, except for royal guards that wear so-called 'tacky' enchanted armor to look like said Unicorns?!".

The Element of Generosity started to tear up, her eye liner mixing with fresh tears.

"Oh, so you think that by crying like you always do will make me forgive you, just like that?!," the stallion demanded, "Well, news-flash, I find mares that think that they can get whatever the buck they want by putting on a buck-ton of make-up and batting their eyelashes at whomever just happens to pass by absolutely DISGUSTING!". The other elements could only watch in a mixture of shock, awe, and horror at the strange pony's sudden outburst.

Blood Moon just continued his verbal onslaught, despite Rarity bursting into tears, "What, can't handle the truth?! Well, reality is a bitch like that!", he then lowered his head until he was eye level with the now sobbing mare. "It's ponies like you that make other mares and stallions think that they're worthless and ugly, having no place on this Earth," he stated, his voice just barely above a whisper, "it's ponies like you, that cause beautiful mares and handsome stallions to cut, starve, even KILL themselves because they believe that they'll never be as good as you,". Blood Moon then rose back to his hooves and trotted past the other five elements.

The Bat Pony opened the door to the library before turning back to the still sobbing Rarity before stating, "Think about that, next time you get a little mud in your mane.", and with that, he  took off towards Sweet Apple Acres, or more specifically, the Cutie Mark Crusaders' clubhouse.