I'm in Equestria!?

Twilight just stared at the now open door through which the mysterious pony named "Blood Moon" escaped after yelling at Rarity for critiquing the Night Guards' armor. Rarity was still sobbing on the floor, her mascara now running down her cheeks, Fluttershy was laying on the floor, unconscious after having passed out sometime during the grey stallions tirade, Applejack left to take care of the harvest with Big Macintosh, still unhappy with the stranger's parting words, and Pinkie left after a while to start planning a "Welcome to Ponyville/ We're sorry that you're the only Bat Pony" party to hopefully cheer Blood Moon up after he cooled down. Rainbow Dash, surprisingly, instead of chasing after Blood Moon and attacking him, just hovered a few feet off the ground, gaping at the doorway just like Twilight.

Rainbow was the first to speak of the two, "I... I think I'll take Fluttershy back to her place...," and gathered the passed out mare onto her back and walked out of the library. Twilight then walked over to comfort Rarity, who had just stopped crying.

"Are you going to be alright?" asked the lavender alicorn.

"Yes," replied Rarity, "I just need to go home and rest." and with that, Rarity got up and made her way to the door to the library, just as Spike walked in, returning from running errands for Twilight.

"Hey, Rarity," said the baby dragon, but the white mare just ignored him and continued out the door, "what happened to her?"

Twilight ignored Spike's question as well, "Spike, take a letter," ordered the princess. Spike complied by pulling out a parchment and quill from the desk, "Dear Princess Celestia, two days ago Rainbow Dash brought a most unusual stallion to the library, as he was unconscious..."

***

It was a quiet afternoon at Sweet Apple Acres. Well, quiet except for the sounds of the only Bat Pony in existence banging his head against the inner walls of the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid," repeated Blood Moon repeated to himself with every strike on the wood before finally stopping and rubbing his forehead with his left hoof, "Just great, Logan, ya were in Ponyville for no more than twenty minutes, and you go and make the Element of Generosity cry!"

Could've been worse, a voice in his head reminded him, You could've made FLUTTERSHY cry.

Yeah, you're right, the Bat Pony agreed. He then heard two ponies' talking close by, and upon looking out of the window revealed to be Applejack and Big Macintosh.

         "I'm tellin' ya, Big Mac," said Applejack, "it was like he jus' became an entirely different pony. I mean, one second he's all happy - go - lucky an' the next, he's all over Rarity, makin' the poor girl cry over something about her causing Ponies' to harm themselves!".

Oooo, Blood Moon thought, that bad. In truth, the stallion could barely remember his rage - fueled tirade over the alabaster mare's critiquing his kind.

         He sighed as he remembered the look on a certain blue pegasus' face, for some odd reason the only thing he could remember from the entire ordeal. Then he noticed that the Apple siblings had long since left and Celestia's sun was setting, making way for Luna's moon.

Ah, well, I guess I can find Rarity tomorrow and apologize. thought the Bat Pony as he made his way to the far corner of the tree house, where he curled up and drifted off to sleep.

                                                     ***

             Blood Moon was woken up by the sound of screaming.

"Was zum Teufel?!", screamed the Bat Pony in German (he learned in high school a year before). He only ever swore when he was in pain or pissed, the former being the cause due to his sensitive bat ears. He looked out the window to what was the cause of his suffering to see five familiar mares running and/or flying from something that struck the stallion as oddly familiar, but he couldn't place his hoof on it.

Now, any sensible pony who saw five of the six Elements of Harmony, one of them an alicorn princess, running scared from something would run/fly/teleport AWAY from the creature chasing them.

Unfortunately for said creature, it was the reason the Elements screamed and woke him up. And it was previously established as to what happens with Logan Wynn when someone wakes him up, so why should Blood Moon be any different?

Before even Pinkie Pie could say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the enraged stallion flew out of the clubhouse window and had tackled the creature chasing the mares.

"Alright," Blood Moon said to the creature, " I'm gonna let you go and give you a ten second head start, then I'm going to hunt you down, and-," the Bat Pony never got to finish as he finally got a good look at what, or rather, WHOM, was chasing the girls. She was a pale yellow pony with a ruffled mane and tail equally pale pink and crimson red eyes, fangs noticeably larger than Blood Moon's own, with wings that, like the stallion's, was bat-like, but instead was more of a mix between a birds and a bats' wings, which were also much larger than his and had the bat thumb on the ends. She, he now knew that it was a mare after noticing the body structure, had a cutie mark that was almost a dead ringer for a certain timid Pegasus', except instead of three pink butterflies there were three pink bats in the same positions of the butterflies.

Ah, crap..., Blood Moon thought to himself as he now realized who she was, why'd it have to be THIS episode?.

The mare staring back at him was none other than Flutterbat, Fluttershy's Vampony counterpart who had came to be after the poor mare had absorbed the vampire fruit bats' instincts from using the Stare on them while Twilight used a spell to eradicate said instincts so they would stop eating the apples in the orchard, which worked in the sense that the bats stopped eating the apples, but Fluttershy became half vampire. He also noticed that she was giving him a weird look.

He turned to the only pony that could answer his question. "Hey, Princess Egghead!", he called to Twilight who, with the other four, had stopped running after seeing the Vampony get tackled by the Bat Pony.

"What?", asked the alicorn, miffed that a random stranger knew Rainbow Dash's nickname for her.

"Do you know why she's lookin' at me like this?" he asked as he gestured with a hoof to Flutterbat, who had taken on a more seductive look towards the stallion.

Twilight looked over at her transformed friend and saw the look, immediately recognizing it from one of the books she read about vampire fruit bats in when she was figuring out what spell to use on them.

"Of course," she answered matter of factly, "it's a face that female vampire fruit bats make when they find a suitable mate." no sooner had she said it when she realized what it was that she had said. "Uh-oh..." she said as she looked at the now worried Blood Moon.

"yeah, uh-oh." he echoed as he quickly got off of Flutterbat and bolted behind the mares. "can somepony please tell her that I'm not interested?", he asked worriedly.

"Why can't ya jus' go over there an' tell 'er that?" asked a visibly irritated Applejack, "don't you speak Batponese or somethin'?"

"Two reasons," Blood Moon deadpanned, "one: that's racist, two: there's no such language since I'm pretty much the only Bat Pony in existence. Oh, and sorry for yelling at you, Rarity," he added to the Unicorn, " I don't know what came over me. I didn't mean to yell at  you."

"It's quite all right, darling," the fashionista replied, noticing the sincerity in the Bat Pony's voice, "but I also apologize for the way I handled the situation, I would have reacted the same way if I were in your hooves, as it were."

"That's nice and all," Rainbow Dash said, actually a little happy that the two made up, " but what're we gonna do about 'Shy?" she asked as she gestured towards the now horny Vampony.

"Don't worry, dear," Rarity answered, looking at Blood Moon with a mischievous glint in her eye which sent chills down his spine, "I believe we have found a way to both make Mr. Moon and myself even as well as give us time to formulate a plan."

"Ohhh," responded three of the four other mares, while Blood Moon and Rainbow Dash looked at each other and shrugged.

Then in a flash of magneta light, all five mares were gone, leaving a shocked Blood Moon and a horny Flutterbat alone with each other.

The stallion looked over at the mare and bolted, the latter not wasting time following after.

***

It had taken an hour, but they had finally transformed Flutterbat back into Fluttershy, and afterwards the other five mares and stallion Pinkie Promised never to tell the shy Pony's 'intentions' for Blood Moon while she was a Vampony, lest they make her cry, which, in Blood Moon's opinion, was a sin worse than murder, and the others started to head home, leaving the Bat Pony alone with a certain cyan mare.

"So...", Rainbow said while scratching the back of her head, "do you wanna come to my place and spend the night?", she asked  Blood Moon while trying to suppress a blush forming on her cheeks.

"Uh... sure?" he responded, trying to hold back a blush of his own as he followed the prismatic mare to her cloud mansion. He would ask her why she offered in the morning, but now was the time for sleep.