A good, clean, old fashion fan fiction.

AN: Rassy died so I had to finish it for him.

The yellow Pegasus closed her eyes. “Ah, finally. Sleep….” She smiled while fully prepared to drift off into a pleasant slumber.

Bang, bang, bang!
“CELESTIA DAMN IT!!!! Every. Bucking. TIME!” She stomped angrily and opened the door. It was Spike. Again. “Spike, what the fuck are you doing? I was sleeping. Or… well… trying to sleep; and then your dumb ass fucked it up!”

Spike was starting to cry. “S-sorry, Fluttershy.”
Fluttershy sighed. “Sorry, Spike, I’m just cranky. I need my sleep.” She forced a smile that was obviously fake. “So, what did you want?”

“Well, Twi wanted me to ask you about…” Spike’s stomach was in knots for what he was about to say. “Obama…”

Fluttershy’s eye twitched. Anger seeped through her body. “O…bama?! YOU DARE WAKE ME UP TO ASK ME ABOUT OBAMA!!! Spike! How could you?! You know that’s a sensitive subject!” She was in tears.

“Well…fuck” Spike said. Spike grabbed his skrate board and ollied out.
Rarity entered Fluttershy’s house randomly for no reason. “Hey, Fluttershy. I was just talking to Spike about this dude on Tumblr who keeps calling me his…waifu? named Tom or something when I heard the all too sexual sounds of Fluttershy tears.” She smiled.

“Oh, Rarity! It’s awful!!! Obama is in my heart I love him but, he just sees me as a joke. Plus he loves Spike.” She sighed. “not…me” She cried so many creys.

“Oh, Darling, you are a catch!” Rarity grabbed her pet head crab with her unicorn magic. It started to purr. “Spike is too young for Obby. And Obby knows that and will get over him. For fifty year you loved Obby, it will happen.” She nuzzled F-izzy. Fluttershy was slightly sad about Rare-Bear calling Obama Obby but ignored that all too natural feeling.

“Besides humans can’t be with dragons. Remember the wars their people had. Dem Bloody wars. Can’t happen.”

“Rarity, I have to admit something. I hate your pet head crab.”
Rarity was so angry she exploded and became the stars and the sky. “Man dat rarity musta been high as tits” She giggles.

“Fluttershy… I heard what you said” Giant Obama floated down to her house. “About me thinking you’re a joke… and you know what … it’s true. I’m married and luv spoke. It can’t happen”

“You whore. Spikes a bb! And humans can’t be with-”
“Dragons! I know. But fuck the police! Dey suck.”

“Obby pls”
“No. I don’t love u”

Doshie came in. “Hey guys! I’m doshie, the sexier version of Dashie!”
Fluttershy’s heart dropped! “wow.” The most beautiful thing ever, was in front of her. She looked like Rainbow dash but with a weird smile and derped eyes. “Fuck u obby, I love Doshie now!”

Obby cryed. Then a blood fell from the sky!
“This again...” Fluttershy sighed.

They all laughed and freeze framed for two hundred years.

THE END!