The Cumtastic Journey

Spike followed the rouge reproductive organ out of the sock factory, and gazed left and right before crossing the road. He used his magical dragon eyes to spot his tic tac sized wang rolling towards the Ponyville orphanage, Spike continued the chase and eventually reached the door of the orphanage, he tried to kick open the door, but as I previously stated, spike is a massive wimp. He the. Opened the door like a sensible person and kicked over several orphans In persuit of his manhood... Dragonhood... Shut up. After knocking over a crippled orphan, he surveyed the room, all he could see was a lamp, six dead orphans and a trophy which mysteriously resembled Spikes staff. Naturally, he searched the lamp, this gave his penis the opportunity to escape from it's hiding place in the mouth of one of the dead orphans and it escaped up the stairs.

Spike reached the top of he staircase just in time to see his penis escape through the window, Spike had to act fast, he grabbed the closest orphan, who just so happened to be a Black, Muslim, crippled, mentally challenged, pedophilia victim of Jewish descent who also had no hooves (u mad?) and pushed him through the window, using the super minority to break his fall.

Meanwhile, in the café across the street from Ponyville orphanage, sat Rarity. Rarity stared at her computer screen trying to create a novel to follow up her success, Pinkie in The Stinker: a love story about how to be a grade A cunt. Rarity looked out the window and pondered ideas when she saw Spike hit the ground, with a minority of some kind breaking his fall, This angered Rarity. Why the fuck wasn't this pony working in Twilights cotton fields? And why was spike not there as well. Rarity whipped out her phone and then dropped it because she has fucking hooves. She yelled out through the coffee shop, saying that spike was a serial rapidly supporter of the patriarchy who wouldn't check his privilege and the entirety of the coffee shop roared out in outrage, or they would have if they gave a shit. Rarity yelled some bullshit about privilege swine and then ran out of the café In pursuit of the purple dragon.

On the other side of the road sat the author, he had Mountain Dew: code red in one hand, and his iPad in the other. He was a blond neck beard, who wasted the majority of his time writing stories about horses getting their dicks stuck in scotch bottles under the alias of Grand Shanks and masturbating to gay porn, he was also a pony for some reason. He looked up from the cum stained screen of his typing machine and saw an interesting sight, a sentient penis, being chased by a dragon who was being chased by a hot piece of ass.

"I wouldn't mind fucking her violently." Thought the author as Cheetos dust fell from his neck beard.

The author got up, and then fell over because he hadn't walked in months. He instead decided to roll after the hot pony in the hopes if getting some of the sweet pony poon. Yes this story is a self insert now, deal with it nerds.