Dear Princess Celestia,

Sadly, after many hours of research I was only able to find the name of the artifact, The Black Pearl. Its origins are still a mystery to me, but I am sure I can decipher its meaning and purpose so that we may use it to the good of all ponies. Also, Rainbow Dash dropped by the library today, hoping to rent the newest Daring Doo novel I got from the Canterlot Printing Division two days ago. I know I’ve written how I have this little crush on my friend, but this morning, I hardly could contain myself. It was really weird, but thrilling at the same time. The thought of just ramming my tongue into her mouth and play inside of her was so inviting. Also, I know writing this things to you is unprofessional and kind of inappropriate, but today I just can’t help myself, and I have some feeling you will like reading this as well. I could also feel there was some attraction from the other side. Dash is usually very good at hiding her insecurities, but she was blushing as I scolded her forgetting to bring the old book back (again) on time. A strange intoxicating feeling came over me as I saw her apologizing to me, almost begging to redeem herself. But as I closed in to her mouth, Pinkie Pie busted through the door, screaming that something was inside her head, and that Ponyville as we know it would soon be gone. If anyone had told me that other than Pinkie Pie, I would think they were completely out of their mind. But I with Pinkie’s knack for the bizarre, I knew that she wasn’t just imagining things. I promised her that I would examine her tomorrow. If it turns out to be true, I will report to you immediately.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

Author's Note

The wheel of magic is slowly turning my friends, slowly but surely...