Dear Princess Celestia,

The situation is getting worse, and I feel Pinkie Pie’s warning was genuine, as the name of her new shop “Pinkie Pie’s Kink Emporium” implies. The store front alone was enough to make any mare or stallion weak in their knees, not that I was. I was completely professional, honestly! The reason I stood there in front of it for half an hour was purely for examination, and not because of that latex catsuit.

At first, there were boos and scolding coming from the public in front of the shop. But rather than closing her devilish store, Pinkie Pie laughed with gusto, saying something about how we the public have not been blessed yet. It was very bizarre, and the scene only got more peculiar when the booing stopped. Right before it, I sensed a series of shockwaves hitting the invisible mind barrier on me and Spike, and I suspect it had something to do with the change of reaction. I hoped at the time it was nothing, but that hope was destroyed as the folk began to cheer for Pinkie. Soon enough, a stampede of ponies went into the shop, relieving it of all it’s products, in exchange for a generous amount of bits.

Whatever this is, it’s getting stronger with each pony it manipulates.I hope Luna stops by, the dream with Dash and Pinkie keeps repeating.

Your very faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

Author's Note

Shop until you drop... onto something. Repeatedly, on purpose.