Princess Celestia has a problem, her dumbass little sister is coming back and she can't have that. So she creates a plan, but first she'll need to dump off a certain purple horse then go recruit some expendable meatshields.

Will she succeed?
Yeah she will, or it wouldn't be labeled as book one now would it?
God, if you even had to ask that I don't want you reading my stuff, get out of here.