Guardians Saga: Guardians of Teufort

A young man wearing a black jacket and a blue teenage pegasus with tap shoes on her hooves sat in the attic of the Ponyville Library's attic, doing an MST of a bad fanfiction. The young man was Darkfire Shadows, and he could create and manipulate darkness. The pegasus was his adopted daughter, Aqua Dancer.

Aqua frowned. “Blueblood needs to get therapy for his... everything,” she muttered in annoyance. She looked up at the television screen. “How much more of this filth do we have to riff, Pinkie Pie?” she asked, the chapter over.

Pinkie, who was on the television screen, looked at something on a piece of paper. "Well... it looks like you have 3 more chapters before the end of the fic, as well as an epilogue!" she stated cheerfully.

Darkfire got to his feet. “I’m sorry, honey, but I can’t take any more of this crap that calls itself fanfiction without being wasted.” He walked out of her sight, over to his stash of hard cider. As he opened the refrigerator, a faint green glow surrounded his entire body. “Wait, what-“ was all he was able to say before there was a brilliant flash of light.

Seeing the flash, Aqua trotted over, only to find an open fridge. “Dad?” she called, to no avail. Her father was gone, leaving an open mini fridge.

The lights were dim as two unicorns and a pegasus stepped onto the stage. “Thanks for coming, everypony!” the pegasus called out to the crowd. “It’s always amazing to see all you amazing ponies cheering us on whenever we come out on stage!” As the crowd cheered, music started to play and the lights rose, revealing the three’s features.

Synch Ronize was an electric blue pegasus with a silver and black mane. He wore a headset and a pair of dark sunglasses. His cutie mark was a boom mike and an amplifier. His brother, Neon Lights, was a navy blue unicorn, with a mane that was a slightly darker shade of blue. He wore high tech goggles and a black faux-leather jacket. He was smiling confidently. His cutie mark was a constellation.

Finally, his marefriend, Vinyl Scratch, was a white unicorn with a silver and electric blue mane. She wore a pair of stereo headphones with her cutie mark adorned on the sides, and a pair of custom sunglasses. She had her leg on what appeared to be a giant speaker, but was in reality her bass cannon. Her cutie mark was a music note.

Synch grinned. “Good night, everypony!” he called as the trio moved backstage.

Vinyl did a hoof pump. “We rocked this town!” she exclaimed. “Mark Fillydelphia off the map; next we’re going to Appleoosa!” she said as she high-hooved Neon with a cheer.

Synch nodded. “Yeah. At this rate, we’ll be finished with our tour in no time!” Synch’s face fell as he thought about his home. “I really miss Ponyville,” he mumbled.

A hoof nudged him, and he turned to see his best friend, the grey Earth Pony named Octavia Melody. After she was kicked out of her orchestra due to her being corrupted by Slendermane, she became the trio’s manager, scheduling their concerts and covering all financial aspects of the music business. Currently, she gave Synch a reassuring smile. “Don’t worry, Synch. We've only got three more concerts to perform before we can go back and reunite with our friends,” she said.

Synch smiled. “That’s good.” Suddenly, a green glow surrounded each one of them, and before a word could be said, they disappeared.

William Powers held onto a railing as the TARDIS shook and spun. “What’s going on?” he yelled to a gray pegasus, Derpy Hooves.

“I don’t know! The Doctor’s time machine is always bumpy, but not this much!” Derpy shouted back as she watched a caramel Earth Pony run around the center control console, trying to stabilize the vehicle. He wore a Stetson and what appeared to be the pony version of sneakers. He had a dark brown mane, and his cutie mark was an hourglass.

Will was a young human wearing a white lab coat with a dagger sticking out of a pocket, and a magnum pistol hidden in a secret inside pouch. He also wore a pair of safety goggles like a scientist experimenting would. He had blond hair and tan skin, and his eyes were a deep blue.

Derpy also had blonde hair. However, she had a wall-eyed gaze, and her eyes were sun-golden. She had a gray coat and her cutie mark was seven differently sized bubbles. She wore a mailpony’s cap and a mailbag that was half empty.

They had just escaped from the year 473, where a strange monster was hunting them. However, as soon as they had flicked the switch to travel, the TARDIS started shaking and spinning uncontrollably. “Where are we heading?” Will shouted to the Doctor as he clawed his way towards the console.

The Doctor looked at their destination, then frowned, a confused expression evident on his face. “Uh... Even with my many years of traveling, I've never heard of this place, though I have heard of this time...” he trailed off, staring at the destination screen.

Will frowned. “What are you talking about?” he asked, pulling himself to the screen. Upon looking at it, he had a thoughtful expression. “I've heard of this place, but I can’t remember where...”

Finally, with a final lurch, the TARDIS stopped moving. “We’re here,” the Doctor said. “Wherever here is...” Will and the Doctor moved to exit as Derpy got to her feet.

As Derpy passed the destination screen, she looked at it long enough to read where they were. Where or what is Teufort?