"Here's the deal, Rainbow Dash," Discord said, pacing about before the distressed pony, "I've found that you and one of your little friends would make an adorable couple. If you can get the right pony to fall in love with you in thirty days, I'll give you back your wings."

Rainbow Dash glared at Discord, her gaze growing narrower and narrower. "And if I don't?"

Discord waved his claws, two writhing wings appearing in his grasp. He grinned wickedly, before tossing them off the edge of the cloud. "Oopsy-doopsy!"
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Comments contain spoilers!
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So, I realized the other day that Rainbow is shipped pretty popularly with each member of the mane six. Not sure why that is, but it's true. Anyway, I thought, wouldn't it be hilarious if she was shipped with every single one in the same fic? And who better than Discord to make that happen?

Thus, a fic was born.
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