Sonic was confused. No, it was worse than that. The sheer level of what the fuck had physically manifested itself into a facial expression.

There was so much derp, it transcended the Spice-Tame-Fucktardness and hit something, creating the first derp in the history of derpness.

After a bit of derp-relieving excercises, Sonic was finally cohesive enough to be cross-eyed, and nothing more. After a time, that passed too. He thought back to about an hour ago.

SUPER COOL FLASHBACK NOISE!!!

"Just who are you?" The one he asked, the blue one, opened her eyes.

End Super Cool Flashback... *sad face*

"Maybe that would work on a different one?" he thought aloud. As he sat there, he tried to decide which one to pick. After a minute of though, choice was obvious. Pink is out, because I don't want to have a seizure from her hyperactivity. Purple is out because she looks like can use Chaos Control, and I don't wanna die today. Blue is DEFINITELY out because I don't want my problem to be noticeable. White would... No. Just... No. Yellow looks too delicate, so I best leave her alone. Guess that leaves you, Orange.

So, with his decision deciding decided, he walked up to Orange and asked, "Hey, you awake?"

"..."

"Apparently not."

With a start, Orange woke up. When she saw Sonic, she yelled, "MONSTER!", and punched him in the face. Sonic couldn't even retort before the world went black.

Author's Note

Guys, this was tough. I was fucking around at the top, but I did address how Ditzy Doo/Bright Eyes became Derpy Hooves, so go buck yourselves. You now have a new perspective.