The Strange Happenings of Ponies and Hedgehogs

Tails was flying as fast as he could. He had too tell the others that seven new hedgehogs to test their mettle.

I know it's taboo to say/think/otherwise this phrase, but NOTHING else could POSSIBLY go wrong. I mean, what else is the-

*BOOOM*

...Fantastic. Rain. JUST MY LUCK!!

Back at the place where they had first met the girls and guy (still wasn't excited), Sonic looked at them, trying to remember them, as he felt like he had seen them before. Nothing was coming up. Which was sad, because the blue girl was astounding. He had to punch himself in the thigh to stop an embarrassing natural occurrence. After recovering from both the soreness in his leg and the bodily function, he walked over to them, crouched down, and asked, "Just who are you?" The one he asked, the blue one, opened her eyes. Which surprised the hell out of our hero. As she regained her bearings, she noticed her body. And promptly fainted.

Sonic looked on in wonder.

Can anyone tell me what the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?!