Chapters What the Hell Are You Doing Here?!
"I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!!"
I was all alone in my father’s house laying on the couch, being my usual lazy-as-hell self.
Why do I have to house sit for the old man?
Because everyone else is in college and not an idiot senior in high school? Could that be the reason?
...Shut up brain.
After being bored for a while, I decided it was time to play Black Ops Two. Why? Because why not. It is fun to murder noobs. After countless hours of PWNING some kids, I realized it was time to feed my dog, Blacky. After giving him his daily amount of God-Awful smelling food-from-Hell, I plopped back down on the couch and pulled up Netflix. As usual, I performed my routine of looking around to see if anyone was there. Even though no one was in the house, it was a force of habit I had developed after a few... mishaps. After scrolling conspiratorially, I finally relaxed when I clicked on my favorite show. After loading it, the theme started to play. "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahh ahh ahh... " After watching a few episodes, I went to the kitchen to get some dinner for Mister Tummy, and get ready for bed.
Before going to bed, I looked at my phone to see if I got any text messages. What surprised me was turning it on and seeing a white, blue-maned pony with a eighth note marked on her flank and a text with no number or ID attached to it. Curious as to what it says, i opened it and read “Man, I wish I could meet you. Well I’m here so, hi.” Is all that the text said, as I looked to my right all I saw was a bright flash of light. The light blinded me for a bit until it finally calmed down.
“Who’s there?” I yelled out, still not able to see clearly. After finally regaining my senses, what I saw was unbelievable. Right there in the middle of my room, was my favorite pony, Vinyl Scratch.
“Sup bro, are you Nate?” she said, and after that everything went black.
The next morning I was laying in my bed, I quickly noticed a sharp object poking me in the side. Shortly after that was when the memories from last night came back. Then, I started to freak out so loud the neighbors could hear it. After five minutes of trying to calm myself down, I heard Vinyl ask as she knocked on my head, “Is anyone home? Oh, sorry Nate.”
I quickly replied, “I was still trying to calm down! How do you know my name, why are you in my bed with me, and how are you even here?!”
“Yeah, about that, let’s go sit on the couch and talk." When we sat down she started to talk. “Well Nate, we choose one human every thousand years to go to Equestria and live there and start a new life. And that one human, is you Nate.”
“Ok, but why me?”
“Well from what Princess Luna and Princess Celestia have stated." Vinyl sat straight up, closed here eyes, and pointed a hoof into the air like a professor would do when giving a lecture. "That if the human is smart, compassionate, and loving, he or she will be selected as the one who to come to Equestria.” We sat there in silence as i began to sink in what was just said.
“Man this is a lot to take in.” I stated.
”Yea, it is.”
“Here’s another question. Why were you in my bed?” her face became bright red when I said that.
“Well, it was cold and I was tired, so I put you in your bed after you passed out, and got in with you.”
“Now here is my last question. Why are you here instead of Twilight or something?”
“Oh. Well when we were watching you, to see if you were the right guy, we saw your interest and it was mostly about me.”
“So since you’re my favorite character, they sent you instead of anyone else.”
“Yep!” she said. “Pretty smart I guess…. So I know this is a big decision if you want to so I’ll give…”
“YES!” I cut her off.
“Wait what?” She replied. “Don’t you want to think it over just a little bit.”
“Vinyl, I've been thinking over this since I first became a brony, I even thought out some jobs I could do there.”
“So you wouldn't miss your family? At all?” Vinyl asked.
“Not really." I said back. "Me and my family usually do our own thing, not really paying any attention to each other.”
“That sounds horrible.” she said.
“Not really, you get used to it.” As I was getting ready to leave I asked, “Hey Vinyl do they have plug outlets in Equestria?”
“Yeah, why?”she questioned.
“I wanted to see if I can bring my music.” I called down from my room.
“You have music here?” she squealed.
“Yeah, but most of it is dub step.”
“Dude, that’s my favorite kind of music!” she yelled out.
“Mine too!” I commented coming down the stairs.
“Can I listen to some?” she asked enthusiastically.
“Sure.” I said as she levitated it out of my hand.
“Thanks.” she replied. After an hour of packing and getting ready, I told Vinyl I was ready to go. She got off the couch and started to explain. “The first teleportation always feels really weird. So try not to throw up afterwords, ok?”
“Ok.” I replied.
“Then let’s go.” She charged up her horn, and we were gone into the white flash Vinyl had first showed up in.
Getting teleported felt so weird. it was like you were Jell-O being sucked through a straw, then being put back together in little tiny pieces. After that was over we were in an enormous room with stained glass windows and two thrones. On those thrones were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. I quickly bowed before them.
“There is no need to be formal to us young Nathaniel.” Celestia said.
“Sorry princess." I quickly commented.
“No need to apologize. Miss Vinyl, will you please exit and wait outside until I call you back in?”
“Yes your Majesty.” Vinyl said, as she quickly exited the room.
“Now Nathaniel,” Celestia stated, “Let’s talk.”
We talked for hours on how I must behave here, and all the laws and relationships of government and stuff like that. Afterwards, she gave me a couple thousand bits to get me started here in Equestria, after which she called Vinyl back in.
“Miss Scratch, we would like to know if you could help Mr. Branch by letting him stay with you for a while.”
“Who?” Vinyl said curiously.
“That’s me,Vinyl.” I said. “My last name is Branch.”
As Vinyl looked at me, she said “Oh! Well then yeah. He can crash at my place."
“It’s settled then, you’re going to Ponyville.” After sorting some things out, me and Vinyl got on the train to Ponyville and enjoyed the ride.
Authors note: I finally wrote this ship wreak I wonder how it going to sink anyway any ideas would help some maybe used some maybe not pm me if you want to be an editor or whatever leave a comment like or dislike
Author's Note
All editing done by The Slending Angel and The Rainbow explosion.
Grammar, punctuation, and other looked-over errors fixed by MrAleyado.
Author's Note
Editing done by The rainbow explosion.
Over-looked mistakes, punctuation and grammar errors fixed by MrAleyado.
Welcome to Ponyville
“So Vinyl,” I started. “what kind of music do you like?”
“Well you know me, famous DJ. I listen to track, dub-step, and things like that." Vinyl then looked at me and asked "What about you?”
“Um well I like to dance, listen to dub-step, and a little bit of classical.”
“Cool…” there was then an awkward moment of silence.
“So, did you have a job back on earth or something?” she asked, breaking the silence.
“Sort of, I helped out the DJs at clubs and gave Bassoon lessons to little kids sometimes.”
“Oh wow, that’s pretty cool.”
“Not really. I mean, sure it pays, but it’s not really a job…. Speaking of jobs, do you know any that I can get in Ponyville?”
“Hmm let me think, so you say you helped out DJs, right?”
“Yeah, so?” I responded, my curiosity peaked.
“Well how about you get a job with me at Ponyville club?” before I could start my reply, the over-head speakers in the train cars
“Sure, that sounds great.” I said, finally responding to her question. I look out the window and I looked at the town. "So that's Ponyville.” I say.
“Yep! The most safe and dangerous place. Don't know why or how, it just is.” Vinyl stated.
The train came to a screeching stop. “Come on and grab your stuff.” she said. I did what I was told and got off the train.
I asked, “Where do we go?”
“Just follow me.” Vinyl said, on our way to Vinyl's house, there were pony's all around just staring at me.
“Man I don't think I'll ever get over this." I said.
“What do you mean, bro?” Vinyl asked confused.
“Look around! They're all staring at me.” I stated.
“Oh yeah. I guess it will take some time for them to get used to you being here.” she replied non-chelantly.
“Yeah, I guess.” As we were walking down a dirt path, I can saw a house in the distance. “Is that your house Vinyl?”
“Yeah. Sorry for the long walk down here. Since I record songs at my house, ponies get annoyed listening to my music. Therefore moved to the edge of Ponyville.”
“Yeah, that sounds reasonable I guess.” As we got to her house, I could see it was a two story home. She unlocks the door and we step inside.
“Follow me.” she said. We then walkes up the stairs. “To the right is the restroom, the door to the right of it is mine, and the door to the left is your room. You can put your bags in there, and then met me down stairs.” I opened the door to find a queen size bed, a little dresser on each side of the bed, and a window that had a great view of the Everfree forest. The room was painted the same electric blue as Vinyl’s hair color.
I put all my stuff away and went down stairs, where I saw Vinyl in the kitchen eating an apple. “Hey man, are you done putting stuff up?”
“Yeah I didn't pack that much stuff so it was easy.” I said.
“Good, now follow me to the basement.” When we got to the basement I saw a turntable, some giant speakers, and some tracks. After I saw this I quickly said “So this the great Vinyl scratch's DJ set.”
“Oh shut it man, it's not that great.” she said.
“Yeah, well, it's better than the ones I've seen so far.” I commented.
“So Nate, what did you do for the DJ’s back on earth?”
“Oh, I was the sound boss.”
“That's great, so you know what to do?”
“Yeah, but I haven't done it in a while, so can you give me a quick run through?”
“Sure.” she says. “Ok, so this baby right here shows you if the wires are in working order and if the speakers are shot. If so, you need to find the wires that are broken and the speaker that doesn’t work, and tell the staff to replace them. Got it?”
“Got it.” I said.
“Oh yeah and here's a little present for yah.” She hands me a pair of sunglasses, but the lenses were a deep blood red. “All my sound bosses have a pair of shades like mine to show they work with me.”
“Thanks Vinyl.” I said with a grin.
“Don't mention it.” She responded.
We then headed upstairs, “hey Nate, are you hungry?” she asked. Suddenly my stomach growls so loudly, that one could think an angry bear was in the other room. “I guess that answers my question. How about we go out eat?” she asked.
“Sure! Where do you want to go.” I replied enthusiastically.
“How about Sugar Cube Corner? They have the BEST cupcakes.”
“Hey, no complaints here.”
“Then it's settled. Sugar Cube Corner it is.” On the walk to Sugar Cube Corner, everypony was gawking at me like they were scared of me.
“Hey Vinyl,” I began.
“Yeah Nate, what's up?”
“I was wondering. Why you are not afraid of me?” She stopped when I said that.
“What do you mean?” she asked curiously. I continued to question her.
“Why aren't you scared of me being near you?”
“Well, I know who you are, and why you’re here.” she shot off every word like she had known this was going to happen.
“So... you’re not afraid of me?”
“No man you’re my friend!” When she said that something just clicked and I didn't really care about the other pony's around me. “Now come on, I'm hungry.”
As we step in I hear a voice all too familiar. “Hi there! Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner, may I take your order? Oh hi there Vinyl! Who’s your friend there?”
“Let me introduce you to each other. Nate, this is Pinke Pie. Pinke Pie, this is Nate.”
“Hi there” I said.
“Hi I haven't seen you in Ponyville and I know everypony in Ponyville! Do you like cupcakes!? I love love LOVE cupcakes, everypony loves cupcakes! Oh do you like parties!? I love parties more than anything, except my friends, do you love cupcakes!?” I just stared at her, unable to even close my mouth from trying to comprehend what she just said without even taking a single breath. I tried to reply, but thankfully Vinyl beat me to it.
“Well,” she started “he's not from Ponyville. Not even from Equestria.”
“Oh my gosh! Did you just get here!?” Pinkie asked. I nod, a scared look on my face knowing where this is going. “WE NEED TO THROW YOU A PARTY!” She yelled with a giant smile on her face.
“Before that Pinke, can we order our food?” Vinyl asked, seemingly oblivious of the pink mate's craziness.
“Oh yeah, sorry.” Vinyl got a giant cupcake while I had simple salad. Damn, I wish they had meat here. After we ate, I paid the check with a few of the bits Celestia gave me. After that we walked around Ponyville, Vinyl showing me around town and introducing me to a couple more ponies. It started to get late, so we walked back home and ate some more salad for dinner. I helped out with the dishes, then took a shower. After all that we said our good nights and went to bed.
Author's Note
All editing done by The rainbow explosion.
Any missed errors/grammatical/punctuation errors fixed by MrAleyado
Pinkie Party
I was asleep in my bed, when I suddenly heard a loud “BANG”. I looked to clock on the dresser, which said that it was about 10:00 AM. I heard it again, but this time it didn't sound like a bang. Instead, it sounded more like a bass drop. Deciding to check it out, I put on some clean clothes and went down stairs. As I walked in to the kitchen, I saw what appeared to be Vinyl banging her head up and down to her…dishwasher?
“Hey Vinyl.” I said, rubbing sleep from my eyes. She kept on banging her head. “VINYL!” I shouted this time. She looked at me, and decided to turn off her dishwasher.Vinyl, Vinyl, Vinyl! It was awesome.”Sound Soss on it for the next gig.”
As we were walking around town I notice some of the ponies I saw yesterday. As they waved to me, I waved back. It was nice to know that somepony isn't afraid of me. As we were walking along, I noticed that there was a building that I thought looked very familiar. As we got to the building there was a sign outside that said Rarity’s Boutique . “Well, we’re here.” Vinyl stated. She knocked on the door, “One moment please.” a voice rang out from inside.
When we got to the store I noticed a giant Vinyl record on top of the building. As we walked in I saw a pony that looked somewhat familiar at the counter. “Hello, welcome to Neon records how may I help yo.. oh, hey Vinyl.”“Nathaniel, no matter what, you can not do anything to hurt your reputation. Even though, some of my subjects will judge you for what you are.” So I just walked outside, a second later Vinyl and Neon hear a “BANG!” Vinyl runs outside to see a hole that I made right by the door.
As we walk in to Sugar Cube Corner it was pitch black and deathly silent. “Hello? Pinkie are you here?” I asked. Just then, the lights switched on.
As the party gets going I met a lot of ponies like Octavia. We talked a little bit about classical music and what instruments we play. Then I met Fluttershy, who was very nice. 'Well no shit Sherlock she the element of kindness' ‘shut up in there’. After that I met Twilight, who kept on asking me questions about where I came from and what I did. Next was Rainbow Dash, which we got in a heated discussion about sport and what crazy stuff happens here. Last but not least, was Applejack. We started just cracking jokes and stuff like that. Then she challenged me to a drinking contest, of which I said yes to.
We took shots of Apple Family’s Apple Cider until finally Applejack passed out and I was claimed victories. Afterword I took a victory shot then everything went black. The next morning I notice I feel way too comfortable in the bed I'm in and there's something warm on top of me.
After we took a shower we started talking about our new relationship. "So Vinyl. About our relationship, are you ok with it?" I asked.love dubstep. But that thing can get really annoying.” I said."to cast a levitation spell, imagine lifting something or somepony using with an imaginary hand." lot easier if you got off and helped.” I said.song P0n-3, P0n-3, P0n-3 .song .play "stamp on the jump, jump, jump move it all around" . Everyone was dancing while I was up on the stage doing Jump Style. As the song was coming to its end, everypony was cheering my name.
Author's Note
All editing done by The rainbow explosion
P.S I'm going to Fiesta Equestria in Houston in a couple weeks if anypony wants to meet P.M me when the day comes
P.S.S. This is the editor. I don't know if the rest of you see it, but there are some words that are add-linked words that are about twice the size of the rest of the story. And i don't know how to fix it, sorry.
Grammatical, punctual, and looked-over errors fixed by MrAleyado.
It's Just Getting Started
It's Just Getting Started
It's been a couple of weeks since me and Vinyl started dating. We've gotten really comfortable sleeping together, but on this particular day, Vinyl had been acting a little weird.
This morning, Vinyl was on top of me, grinding herself on me when I woke up. Usually when I wake and I catch her doing this she stops, but this morning she doesn't.
"Hey Vin..." But I was cut off when she gave me a bit of a forceful kiss that I quickly accepted. ‘Well good morning to you too’. Instead of responding, she just kept kissing me. I let this go on for about 20 more minutes until I had to get up.
"Okay Vinyl it's time to get up." She just kept grinding against me.
"Come on Vinyl, let me up!" still no response. I tried to push her off me but she clung on to me like a kid to a new stuffed teddy bear. ‘Okay Vinyl looks like we're going to do this the hard way’ . I use my magic to pull Vinyl off my chest.
"Ok now Vinyl, do you want me to make breakfast or not?"
"Yes." she responds.
"Ok, what would you like?" I asked.
"I want pancakes." She replied.
"Ok then, pancakes it is." When I was making breakfast, I noticed that Vinyl was just staring at me. She was even drooling a little. Man, what's gotten into her today ? After we ate breakfast, I took a shower and I swear I heard Vinyl outside the door...moaning? Oh well, I'll figure that out later. I went on about the morning sorting the records in the basement, and checking the equipment. After that, me and Vinyl were on the couch, and Vinyl was nuzzling into my side just trying to get close to me.
"Hey Vinyl I'm going to run some errands." As I went to get up, Vinyl was still hanging on to me. 'God dang it Vinyl! What is up with you today?' I thought.
She opened her muzzle like she was going to retort, then quickly closed it.
"Never mind, just go do your stuff just... but be back quick." she said.
"Ok I will." I grabbed my bag of bits, gave Vinyl a kiss, and headed out the door.
Walking out the door I start thinking to myself, "Man, what has gotten into Vinyl? She's being super touchy today." After walking down to the market, I grabbed some carrots, apples and eggs whilst talking to myself. "Thank god they have eggs, or I would not know how to get that much protein." Walking around, I saw the new music shop that just opened a couple weeks back, and decided to take a look at what they had.
Inside were the two owners who happened to be vinyl's old friends from college. Their names were Éclair Young, a cream coated Pegasus with a brown mane, blue eyes, and a pair glasses. The other was bat pony named Elizabeth Sweetblood, who had a dark gray coat with a black mane and tail along with yellow eyes. Her cutie mark was a blood drop with a leaf shaped like a heart. I heard Éclair call out to a third person I didn't know was in the store.
“Tune, get in here!” I heard some stuff rustle around in the back soon afterwards.
“I swear on Celestia’s horn if he is sleeping again I’m going to be pissed.”
“DAMMIT TREASURED TUNE, GET THE BUCK IN HERE!” Suddenly there was a loud crash as something fell hard onto the ground then hooves pounding in a quick run.
Suddenly I saw a stallion with a navy blue coat and a golden-yellow mane and tail. His cutie mark was a chest with music notes coming out of the top. I also noticed his slightly masculine build as he ran up to the desk.
“Yes boss?” I hear him say in a shaky voice from his tumble and run.
“What the hay Tune! Were you sleeping on the bucking job again!?”
“No ma’am.”
“Good, then go clean the store.”
“But I just cleaned it not even an hour ago.”
“Yea, but no one wants dirty equipment.” I hear Tune sigh deeply and head off and clean like he was supposed to do. That was when Éclair noticed me.
"Oh hey Nate how are you?" Éclair said as I walked through the door
"Hey Éclair. I'm fine, but I had a little bit of a weird morning through."
"Hehe I bet. I'm surprised to even see you. I swear you were going to be locked in Vinyl's house for a week." She said.
"What do you mean by that?" I said, confused.
"Oh come on Nate, Vinyl told me as soon as she hits her cycle you’re not going anywhere." she whispered even though no one else was in the room.
"Éclair I have no fucking idea what you're talking about."
"Wait, she really didn't tell you?" she said in a surprised voice.
"Éclair spit it out already!" I groaned, slightly annoyed.
"Nate, Vinyl is in heat." It took me a couple of seconds to process what she just said until it hit me like a ton of bricks.
"What, why didn’t she tell me this before?!" I yelled.
"I don't know maybe she didn't want to pressure you into sex?" she said.
"You know now what you gotta do right." Elizabeth said popping out of nowhere.
"You gotta go home and please your mare."
"Now get what you need and get out of here." Was all I heard from Tune in the backroom. I did what they said and got the CD, paid, and ran my ass home.
I got to the house and unlocked the door, and as I stepped in I heard something up stairs. First I put all the groceries up in the correct places after that I went upstairs. On my way up I could hear it coming from our room.
I quickly walked to the door and twisted the handle pushing the door open slowly. As soon as I did I saw Vinyl on the bed with my clothes from the hamper and my vibrating tooth brush in her pussy.
"Vinyl" I said loud enough were she could hear me. She stopped all of her movements and looks at me.
"Hehe... hey Nate.”
Author's Note
Hey it that lazy ass guy alicorn hehe. Ok im sorry I know I'm a lazy guy and have not posted a chapter in a long while but I'm trying to get back on track so hopefully the next chapter will be in January and yes the will be real clop hope you guys enjoyed!
Grammatical, punctual, and looked over errors corrected by Castor Vailde.
(P.S. This is T.R.E. If you recognize the color scheme of Treasured Tune, then you know that the struggle is real. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I've been riding Alicorngamer to get it to you guys for weeks. So help me help him realize how much you guys actually like this story.)
