The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgasmatron

The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgamsatron

A... Written passage by Sonic Derpboom

"I really appreciate you contacting us to help you with your studies, Celestia." Twilight Sparkle said to her fellow royal. "But... What kind of experiment can we test, that your guards can't?"

"You'll find out, Twilight." Celestia replied, a grin cracking over her face.

The location that the two aforementioned mares had found themselves contently walking through was none other than the illustrious Canterlot Palace. In greater specifics, the two had found themselves careless walking down one of the palace's many elongated hallways. This specific elongated hallway was one that had led directly to the bed chamber of the regal, prim, and proper, Princess Celestia. In addition to the aforementioned presence of Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia, the five other Elements of Harmony were also very much present in the hallway.

"I'd have to agree, Princess." Rarity came to say, after a few moments of walking. "I appreciate you trusting us enough to have us help you with your duties, but I am slightly curious as to why we were necessary."

"Same here, Princess." Rainbow Dash said in response to Rarity's statement. "I'm missing a Wonderbolts show for this, so I'm wondering what could be so important."

"I can assure you, Rainbow." Celestia responded. "What I have planned for you six will be better than any Wonderbolts show could ever hope to be."

This statement seemed to pique Pinkie Pie's excitement towards her unknown task.

"Oh, boy!" Pinkie Pie shouted, giddily. "If it's going to be better than a Wonderbolts show, I can't wait to see what it is!"

"Um... Excuse me, Princess?" Fluttershy came to say, her voice being in it's usual, timid tone. "Doesn't this hallway lead to your bedroom? If you don't mind me asking, why are we going down there?"

"Well, Fluttershy," Celestia said, deciding that the group was close enough to her bedroom for her to tell the six her plan. "You're all grown mares, right? I can discuss, for lack of a better term, vulgar things with you?"

Every pony in the hallway stiffened up at this inquiry. Blushes grew over the faces of Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight.

"Yes, but... I don't see what that has to do with this." Twilight responded, an awkward chuckle being forced into her speech.

Celestia waited until she had reached the door to her bedroom to make any further conversation. After the group had come within an arm's length of the door, Celestia placed her hoof on one of it's two knobs.

"Well, Twilight, if I can be blunt about this..." Celestia began, a somewhat sinister smile growing on her face. "This is what that has to do with this!"

Before any further comments could be made, Celestia turned her bedroom door's knob. She then gave the wooden barrier an unhinged shove. This caused the door to swing open, fully displaying the contents of Celestia's bedroom to the Elements. The jaws of all six mares simultaneously dropped upon them observing the device that stood at the foot of Celestia's bed.

The object at the foot of the Princess' bed was one unlike anything that the elements had seen. A cubically shaped metal device with spots of plastic and wire visible in some areas. The device rose just above the height of Celestia's bed, and stood a mere few inches away from it. The most striking thing about the unfamiliar object, however, was what protruded from the front if it. A thin, cylindrical tube stuck out of the machine, pointing towards the bed. At the edge of the tube, what could only be described as a moderately sized, neon pink sex toy rested, comfortably. The Elements' reactions to the object ranged from confusion, to moderate nervousness.

"Princess..." Twilight began, nervously. "What is that?"

"That, my fellow Princess," Celestia began. "Is the Orgasmatron."

"W-What is it for?" Rainbow Dash asked, her tone of voice unsure and cautious.

"You see, Rainbow. I, as royalty, have always had trouble finding suitable mates." Celestia began. "Any stallion who I can find to satisfy me is either in it for the political stance, or cannot handle the task of being paired with royalty. Every now and again, my..." Celestia hesitated "Primitive desires shine a bit more brightly than they usually do. So, I built this beauty so that I could satisfy myself when need be!"

"Um... Princess?" Applejack said. "Ya' haven't really... Told us what this contraption does."

"Oh, my bad." Celestia said. "I was caught up in my elaboration on it's concept. This machine uses a series of built-in pistons to pump the rod that is on the front of it in and out, simulating the motions of a stallion during coitus. There is a remote attached to it that the using pony can use to control the speed of it's pumps."

This statement had caused the Elements' already potent blushes to grow to a considerable level. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's wings had embarrassingly flared at Celestia's explanation. The only pony who had seemed unaffected by Celestia's explanation was Rarity, who maintained a semi-normal facial expression.

"Oh... That's..." Twilight began, trying to find the right term to describe her opinions towards Celestia's tool. "Different."

"What does this machine have to do with us?" Rarity came to say, her voice carefree.

"I'm glad that you asked, Rarity." Celestia began. "I've already tested this device on myself several times, but I need an outside opinion on it's quality before I can truly deem it as a success. That's where you six come in." The Elements' eyes widened. "I need you to use this device on yourselves, and let me record your reactions and opinions."

"Um... Princess," Twilight said, after a bit of silence. "I'm not really... Comfortable, with this..."

Twilight's remark had garnered unanimous, agreeing follow ups from her fellow Harmony Elements.

"I thought that you might say that." Celestia said. "However, I can make this worth your while."

"What do you mean?" Rainbow Dash inquired, a slightly hostile tone in her voice.

"Well, Rainbow, I've prepared a bit of a 'thank you' for each of you, under the circumstances that you test this device. For instance..." Celestia said, her tone smooth and slick. "I'm sure that you wouldn't mind free, front row seats to every future Wonderbolts show, right?" Rainbow Dash looked at the floor below, contemplating. "And Applejack, I'm sure that the Apple Family farms could use a bit of nation-wide, royal promotion."

"Well... I wouldn't mind that..." Applejack said, guiltily.

"Pinkie Pie, you'd enjoy being lifted of tax burdens, thus having more funds for treats, wouldn't you?" Celestia asked the pink mare.

"Oh, that sounds great!" Pinkie replied.

"Glad to hear." Celestia chuckled. "Fluttershy, you'd enjoy if I were to instate some new animal rights laws, right?"

"Oh..." Fluttershy said, shyly. "Y-Yes... I'd like that..."

"Twilight, how would you like complete access to every inch of the Palace library, and it's contents?" Celestia asked her fellow princess.

Twilight reacted to this by nodding her head and looking away, embarrassed.

"And Rarity-" Celestia began.

"Oh, no need to try and persuade me, Princess. I'll test your device for you." Rarity replied, compliantly.

"Oh... Great!" Celestia replied.

Celestia observed the six. With the exception of the agreeing Rarity, all of their faces contained embarrassed, guilty, expressions. Celestia knew that she had convinced them. The Goddess levitated the machine's remote in front of her, placed it in her hoof, and presented it to the Elements.

"So..." She began, a smug grin on her face. "Who's up?"