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The Elements of Harmony Test the Orgasmatron

by Sonic Derpboom
Princess Celestia employs the Elements of Harmony to test the latest advancement in Equestrian bedroom manufactuing, also known as The Orgasmatron.

(This story is extremely old and is gutter tier trash. Please read anything else on this site over this malodorous tripe.)
Trigger warnings: Heavy usage of automated, self-thrusting toys, and masturbation.
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Celestia, tired of her royal status hindering her ability to find a suitable mate, decides that the best way to bring upon sexual satisfaction is to take matters into her own hands. After some toiling, Celestia successfully manages to create the ultimate device for sensual exploration. After repeatedly "testing" the device on herself, however, Celestia realizes that she needs a third party opinion on the tool's quality to truly deem it as a success. What's better than a single outside opinion? Six outside opinions, of course!

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2523 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Entry of Entrances 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. Test Subject #1: Twilight Sparkle 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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