Equestria no wasure rareta eiyū

The spirit of Chaos was enjoying himself in the history books, trying to find anything Celestia has changed to make the wonderful past not as terrifying as it was supposed to be. From Terik's latest escape to the Discordian Times, Discord couldn't help but notice there was only 1 to 3 paragraph describing each incident. Where was the minor characters who helped the heroes or how the heroes come to be, not to mention the action? Does Celestia really think her little ponies were foals that couldn't handle the truth? To say that Discord is upset is an understatement, in fact he was disappointed in Celly that she didn't put much faith onto her subjects. The ponies must know the gruesome truth, but how will Discord reveal the history in a way that it will not be burned in Celestia's order after it is to be published?

As the spirit of Chaos was contemplating on releasing the true uncensored history, a light bulb appears on top of his head. "What is this?" Discord took the light bulb and ate it, "My, what a wonderful idea! I'm sure everyone appreciate a nice adventure series now and then right?" In that moment, Discord summoned a Princess Twilight hug pillow and slapped it with a chicken. Every slap changes the image of Twilight being slapped until she tried to defend herself with a book. "Thank you Twilight, how did you know i needed a book!" Discord commented to his pillow as he ripped the book out of the image only to leave a sad Twilight  "Now don't be like that, I promise that I will return the book to you in 2 weeks."

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2 Weeks Later near the crystal tower library, there was a line formed outside.

"Omygoshomygoshomygoshomygo-" An eager rainbow maned pegasus was cut off by her friend's sweet sugary hoof. "pimmfi lafft dwwo"

"No can do silly! Remember the last time you were so hyped up about a new cool book!" The pink mare with a puffy pink mane points to the library. "You rushed in and crash into the bookshelves and knocked over a candle and burned off all the books! We had to wait 2 more months for another copy!  2 months Dashie!"

Before the pegasus could say anything another hoof was planted into her mouth, it seems the pink mare was making cookies and cream ice cream cake earlier today, judging by the taste. "No butts Dashie, your flanks will just knock over the books to the moon! We are here to get the limited edition hard shiny covered only 10 in existence 'Equestria no wasure rareta eiyū' with bonus soundtracks not destroying it!.

Dashie reeled back and stared at her pink friend. "Pinkie Pie your so random, and my flanks are not fat, it's toned thank you very much."

"Your welcome" replied the pink menace only to earn a facehoof from Dashie.

The two best friends were second to next in line to buy the newest book series. A pink little filly with a diamond tiara trots up and drops 3 bits onto the desk. "Hi Princess! I would like that new book that came in today." The princess behind the desk chuckled and reach into a box and randomly picked up a book. She smiles at the little filly and hands over the merchandise to her.

"You're very lucky Diamond, this book is the last of the limited edition for sell, everything else is normal" replied the purple mare with wings and a horn.

The pink little filly brightened up and cheered. "Oh wow, i didn't think that i wo-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!" cried Pinkie Pie as she got on her knees and waved her fore hooves into the sky as to curse the very sun itself.

A cyan hoof was placed on Pinkie's shoulder. "Pinkie, I know that feel." Somehow there was a raincloud above Dashie raining down on her as she looks up, letting the droplets run down her eyes. "Remember that day I could finally have all the limited edition of Daring Do, but instead I did the right thing and got Fluttershy back."

Pinkie turns around and hugs her friend, letting it rain on her as well "Dashie, it hurts so much"

The rainbow mane pegasus brush her hoof along her friend's straight mane, revealing her face to the rain "Pinkie, it's ok, let it all out."

The ponies that were waiting in line ignored the two best friends that are standing alone underneath the raincloud, clearly not crying, and continued their purchase. It was all quiet as the line has gone around the two mares, thinking it was just Pinkie being Pinkie with her friend Rainbow Dash. Everything was going smoothly until a butter coated pegasus was near them, only to worry about the two best friends. "Oh my, is something wrong girls? Why are you crying?"

The cyan mare turn to look at her, as her rainbow mane shadowed her eyes and clear droplets flowing down her face. "Fluttershy, we are not crying. It's just the rain, right Pinkie?"

"Yup, you don't have to worry about us Fluttershy." replied Pinkie as she saluted into the sky.

The shy pegasus was hiding behind her mane because of a random thunder from the raincloud. "Oh um, okay.... but girls, did you get your copies yet?"

Dashie started to panic. " Oh no! We didn't get the book yet! Pinkie what should we do, we aren't in line and have to go all the way to the end!"

As Pinkie and Dashie was panicking, Fluttershy was next in line. "Oh hi Twilight." Fluttershy hoofs 9 bits to the princess behind the desk "I would like 3 copies please." The princess reached into the box and takes a book out and frowns. "Sorry Fluttershy but this is the last copy." replied the lavender princess hoofing Fluttershy a copy and 6 bits back. The yellow pegasus frowns as she took the merchandise. "Oh, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie will be so upset."

The purple princess was in thought, then she suddenly has a simple idea. "We can just share our copies with them"

The butter pegasus smiles and then frowns again. "But you know how they are, they each want to own a copy of the book."

"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but the next shipment will be in 2 months." The princess face the other two mares that are panicking. "They will have to make due with borrowing."

Twilight has started to close the stale and announced the monthly book sells is over. The crowd had started to disperse and joined Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash in having rain droplets flow down their eyes. She only shook her head at the absurdity of the ponies of Ponyville over the new book series. Looking at the cover of the new edition to her library, she has to admit, she was going to enjoy this. As she was cleaning up she notice her number one assistant snoring quietly under a few books. The alicorn giggled at the sight and carried her assistant to bed only to yawn and decided she should do the same.

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The next day in Sugarcube Corner.

Dash and Pinkie was slumped in their hooves over one of the tables. All hope was lost, there was no way to own the book until 2 more months. A ring signifying there is a customer inside even tho there was a close sign on the front door. Hoof steps was heard as it was getting near the two best friends, and suddenly a loud bang was heard on the table. The two pranksters looked up only to see 2 copies of 'Equestria no wasure rareta eiyū'.

"My, my, you darlings look like you've seen a ghost or something. I knew you girls weren't going to get anything with that dramatic display yesterday." The two mares look up to see a white coated unicorn with a styled purple mane. "And here I thought I was dramatic" The mare finish her point by dragging her fainting couch and fainted on it, then she stood up and teleported the couch away. "Don't worry, I made sure I bought a copy for myself.

Dash and Pinkie were so happy, they gave their friend a group hug. "Rarity I love you!"

Pinkie gasped and jumped away from the group hug. "Dashie, did you just confessed? Now we have to have a party to celebrate and then a wedding party for you and Rarity over at Canterlot then a party for the first anniversary and the foals and the graduation and the honeymoon an-"

"No Pinks" Dash replied while shoving a hoof in Pinkie's mouth. "I'm just really glad that Rarity bought us the books"

"Oh" Pinkie looks at Rarity then at Rainbow. "Well why didn't you just say so"

The white unicorn started to leave Sugarcube Corner. "As I love to stay here and chat, I am about to be late for my client. Hoity Toity will be at the boutique in 5 minutes, it was nice seeing you girls."

The two mares were left alone again and they were excited as fillies on their birthday party. Before they started to read their new book, they decided to prank a few ponies on their day off from work. After a few pranks around Ponyville they head off back home eager to read their book. Rainbow flew up into her room and cuddled next to tank. "Hey Tank! Look, it's the new series that I was talking about" The tortoise smiled at rainbow and was ready to listen to the story that will unfold.