Equestria no wasure rareta eiyū

Long ago, before the spirit of Chaos ruled the land, there lived 3 major kingdoms. The Alicorns of Allure, the Draconequus of Brony, and the Dragons of Skyrim all lived in harmony. Tho the world is peaceful, the alicorns cannot help but be vigilant in security based off of an old ancestral prophecy of Dream Valley. In the Nightess of Nights, he who dwells in the shadow realm will appear with his dark kingdom to rule all others in eternal blight. Then a hero will arrive wielding the power of ludicrous along his allies, will show the world the clear stars once more.

"So what do you guys think?" A cerulean mane alicorn with white coat asked while looking at a draconequus and a unicorn.

The weird serpent shaped chimera was lost in thought. "Well maybe we shou-"

"This is going to be the best D&D campaign ever!" yelled the dark coated unicorn.

The draconequus slapped the unicorn in the back of his head. "Ahem, as I was saying, we should invite Princess Moony and Sunny to play with us. I'm sure they will be delighted!"

She gave the serpent a stare as if he grew two heads. "No Dicrods, I'm planning on making this campaign gruesome. Also I was going to use The Smooze as a tentacle rape monster."

"Crystal, those fillies will have to learn this one day or another, why not now?" Levitating a sheet of paper from his crimson eyes, the unicorn faced his companion Dicrods. "I'm pretty sure this will be more then just sex education, and you will never know, kids these days have wild imaginations."

Crystal sigh as she rubs her forehead. "Yes, I'm well aware that Sunny will enjoy this, but i can't help that she will make Moony cry multiple times. As their royal caretaker, I don't want her majesty to walk in at a weird moment. I'm sorry Barmos, the princesses cannot be in this campaign." Facing a nearby clock, the white mare has started to pack up. "It looks like we will have to continue this next time, I believe your shift is about to start."

As Barmos head off into his shift, he couldn't help but sigh."Does her majesty truly believe this prophecy nonsense?.

"Well, Nerlau Stauf has been around for who knows how long? For all we know, her majesty was probably there when the prophecy happened." Dicrods scratches his head. "Or maybe she is going senile."

Barmos and Crystal laughed. "If her majesty heard that, I don't want to be near you. Well anyways, I'm off to my post."

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As the dark unicorn was heading towards his post, he enjoyed the view of the Kingdom of Allure. Allure has a border to the north towards Brony and to the east facing Skyrim, making the walls around the kingdom shaped like a 90 degrees cone. Each border gate has a device attach to the wall to lower the gates in case of emergencies.  The buildings were all roman themed built on top of a lake. With many aqueducts, little boats and flight are the main form of fast transport within the kingdom. As Barmos reached the east border gate, he sat down and stare into the sky.

Barmos hated guard duty. It was so boring he spent most of his shift sleeping. The world was quiet with only the small breeze of the wind along the leaves until a very noticeable sound indicating a traveler woke him up. He looked at a strange dirty dragon, walking slowly in his dirty rags. Said dirty dragon has a dirty hood, hiding his dirty face and only showing menacing red eyes that glow. He sigh at the absurd dragon. This isn't the only time a dragon tried to prank Allure with the prophecy. As the figure walked up Barmos stopped him.

"So zombies? Seriously? Or maybe you are an Adventurer?" The raged figure nods. "Ah, I used to be an adveturer like you, but the world was to peaceful. So instead I started to have fun with friends instead."

The dragon looks at the unicorn. "Braaaaaaaaainsss." at that moment Barmos face hoofed.

"Look nopony will fall for that, go ahead in and you will be disappointed that your prank isn't working." The strange figured shrugged and continued inside the border. "I can't believe i got woken up to a lame prank."

As Barmos was falling asleep he heard more footsteps. He looks up only to be confused by the many red dots heading his way. "What? Oh wow, they actually pulled a lot for this prank. Still, nopony will fall for this." Before he confronted the mass army of pranksters he heard screaming behind him.

"Help it's a zombie!!!!!!" As soon as he heard that the dark unicorn turned back to see a fellow guard fighting an armless dragon. Then he turn back to the crowd that was marching up to the borders.

"Oh shit.. Don't panic, I can do this! This is the type of thing I was waiting for when I join the guards." He ran back and pulled a device on the wall to lower the gates. Running into the crowds, he levitated a horn and yelled. "This is code 95 I repeat code 95. No this is not a drill, there are actual zombies at our borders!. Remain calm and head to the nearest evacuation center! I repeat, this is not a drill!"

Upon hearing the announcement, the ponies ran in fear. "The horror! The horror!" yelled a mare as she fainted on the hard stone road as she was dragged away by her sister. "Every stallions for themselves!" yelled another as he ripped his own clothes off and punched a random mare only to be run over by a massive stampede of ponies.

As soon as he was done with his announcement, Barmos teleported on top of the border walls. He looked down at the massive hoard that is approaching. He was about to run in only to be stopped by a hoof of his fellow guard.

"Barmos are you crazy! I just finished with one and those things are kinda tough." The pegasus looked into his eyes. "Running in will be suicide!."

"But we have to slow them down until the main force arrives!" Pushing his comrades hoof off, he looked into the mass undead. "If we don't go melee then we will use range. Spectrum, do you have a bow and arrow?"

"Of course, what kinda pegasus guard am I if i don't have at least those with me." Spectrum took aim "But a mere head shot wont kill these things. I'm afraid your magic bolts and my arrows won't slow them down much."

Barmos stared at his comrade and then faced the hoard. "Well i hope that backup will be here soon then."

The two guards attacked any zombies that has climbed the wall. In this battle, time seems to go by too slow as the two has shown signs of exhaustion. "Hey Spectrum, if we survive this, we are going to drink until we drop"