Chinook Down

Chapter 1

       Um.... Hello

I stood there in shock for a few seconds. They were multicolored ponies about 2 feet smaller than me, some had horns, others had wings, still others had neither. One even had both. I saw a unicorn with mint fur talking to one that had none with creme fur with an excited, so might even call it an 'I told you so face'. Suddenly, a cough from Jackson broke the silence. Turning my attention to him I said "How you doing Sergeant" He gave me a smirk and said "I just had a 85 pound german shepherd lying on my chest after the fucking helicopter I was in crashed at who fuckin knows miles per hour, laughs, how the fuck are you." I said "Well look around, Green, poor bastard, got his head caved in on impact" indicating to the ponies surrounding the crash site and the body of Green. He laughs again and says "If I wasn't seeing it, I'd ask you what you're smoking and where can I get it." I said "Well you're usually our diplomat, just looking for options, Christ knows if they even fucking speak english." I looked down again and he was trying to conceal a smile. "This coming from the guy who said diplomacy; the art of saying 'nice doggie' until your sniper gets in range. Well looks like your gonna have to face the firing squad, because I can't feel my legs." I stood up and took a few seconds to try and figure out what to say.

"Well, I guess they aren't ponies." said Apple Jack Pinkie and Rainbow agreed. "Yeah, and what's Joint Special Operations Command" said Rainbow Dash. They all we wondering what they were. I on the other hoof, knew exactly or a least had an educated guess. I spoke up saying "I think I, at very least have a guess to what they are" "Well spit it out girl" said Apple Jack. I said "Spike do you remember that time we went into that other world or dimension to stop Sunset Shimmer."  Spike said "Yeah, but what does that have to do with these things." "Well don't they look familiar" Spike and I were essentially having a private conversation as one of the bodies the conscious dragged out coughed and and they were having conversation of their own. "Oh yeah, they look like the thing that you turned into and the brown thing kinda looks like what I turned into, if I was 2 times bigger." Seeing that their attention returned to us I began " Do you remember that time I went into that portal to get my crown back," They shook they're heads yes and I continued " Well they look like what I turned into, I think they're called humans or they're scientific name Homo Sapiens." Rarity had joined in our little group about half- way through. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell and Scootalo looked to be having a conversation of their own about the, what could be humans. Suddenly, the one who dragged the others out stood up, cleared his throat and said" Um.... Hello."

"Um.... Hello" I said after clearing my throat, fucking praying that they would understand me. Thankfully the purple one with a horn and wings also walked forward and said "Hello." I practically jumped for fucking joy when she did. Under my breath I said "Oh thank Christ" "Hello and uh, what is your name?" I asked hopping to at least try to have a normal conversation, well as normal as you can get while taking to multicolored ponies. She motioned to something behind her and.... holy shit is that a dragon. She spoke to it and out of fucking no where, a scroll appeared in front of it. Then she spoke up "My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and you are?" "Well I am Captain Simon Riley, though my team refers to me as Specter when need arises, I am commanding officer of JSOC's  Jäger 2-4 Squad." Then a white unicorn with a deep purple mane asked "And what exactly are you."  "Well if you must know, I as well as 5 out of the six things around this crash site are humans, Homo Sapiens bipedal omnivorian primates." Then the Twilight spoke up "Did you just say omnivorian?" with a look of fear. I said "Yeah, oh but if you're scared we're just gonna eat you don't worry we'd never do it, unless our life depended on it." they began to ease up but when I said that unless our life depended on they escalated, so I calmed them "BUT, but in this case it doesn't so your ok." I saw some movement in Konrad and was making sure he was ok. He whined a little but crawled over to Jackson and began licking his face. Turning this into an opportunity, I quickly said "And if you haven't noticed, most of us are hurt. Can you please help us?" Twilight quickly nodded and yelled "Everypony, they need help, we need to get them help!" I nodded and mouthed 'Thank You' ,as ponies began taking us to the hospital. I noticed that the dragon burned the scroll up. Also the cream pony basically put the mint unicorn in a headlock to stop her from charging us, but not a 'Let's fuck'em up charge' but that of a child seeing their father after he's been away for 6 months half way across the world fighting a war. Have to ask Twilight about that.