MAS Universe: Lesbian Carwash's Diary

Dear dieary diary,

So today me and my friends uncovered these weird gem thingys, mine was this awesome lightnining lightning bolt. I think that Rarity tried to shove hers up her butt.

Pinkie wanted to try to use them to kill everypony and overthrow Celestia. Twilight was all like, "You can't overthrow Celestia! She's too power-hungry!".

I don't know what to do with mine. Should I wear it? Should I eat it? It does kind of look like a strawberry flavored candy...

five minutes later

Nevermind! It doesn't taste like strawberry candy.

- Rainbow Dash