MAS Universe: Lesbian Carwash's Diary

Dear Diery Diary,

Applejack's trying to steal Twilight's tickets from me!

She said she was going to take a date to the Gala, but everypony knows that she only dates unicorns.

two minutes later

She said that she would lower her standards and take a pegasus! That means that I still have a chance to be emotionally validated by my childhood idols and fuck shit up!

- Rainbow Dash