MAS Universe: Lesbian Carwash's Diary

Dear Diary, (see? I learned how to spell diary! Thanks Twilight.)

Today Applejack got really drunk and tried to kill me, take over the town with rapid bunnies, and helped Pinkie poison everypony.

She also said something about putting forks in her toaster in her bathtub. I'm still trying to figure out what that means.

- Rainbow Dash