Gray moons part 1

My name is Gray Clown . I have just recently moved to Ponyville and I've meet most of the of the town officials about me starting my Strip-a-gram service in there town. They didn't like the idea, about it being in there small town were the kids are easily able to see stuff like that. But that was before I told them that the only way for them to see it is if they looked in a phone book, or if they go online with out supervision. They also warmed up to the idea after I told them the officials get a 20% discount, then they started singing a different tune. That might hurt my business at first, but without it I wouldn't have one.
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As I'm on my way to the house I just bought I notice two things one the man too woman ratio is 1:2 which is not that bad, but that doesn't matter to me the only girl in my life is Princess Luna, unless a girl here can get me to think otherwise . I know I will never be able to see her, but that won't stop me from trying. The other thing I noticed was that there is a pink haired girl trying to follow me but was failing greatly because whenever I see her she had those costume glasses with the big fake nose and the round black frame.
As I round the corner to my house I can see that the movers aren't done. I'm not the kind of guy to leave a friend hanging, and with the amount of guys in these town at least one of them.
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As we finish putting the boxes in to my new home I offer them all a beer. But they declined saying they "can't drink on the job" and one said that they don't date clients which was weird because none of us mentioned that and one said watch out for Pinky Pie but I have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe the date thing happened before, man that must have been awkward when he offered that. But what ever that's not my problem. What my problem is these packed boxes that's what I need to work on. So I pay the men for their work so they can be on there way. And then I start my own work unpacking.
-------------------------12 HOURS LATER-----------------
All right last box and the best one. The box I was saving for last... wait where's my box. FUCK, I have to find that box and now... Wait do I hear moaning and its coming from the master bed room. *step step step* As I inch my way to my room I could tell what video that they (who ever they are) must be watching 'Lusty maid' from the moans I was hearing. *closer and closer* I can now put my hand on the door nob and (OK come on body turn nob you can do it, just turn it the god Luna nob. Wait what if there
is a girl in there I can't open it then but what if its a guy aaahhh! hellll! NOOO!) I turn the nob and "STOP WATCHING MY PORN JACKASS" when I opened my eyes I see the pink haired girl from before.
"Oooo these is yours." She said then saying **"Of course its his its in his house."** in a harsher voice to herself.
"Are you OK, and what are you doing in my house." I asked
"Yea I'm fine I just talk to myself sometime and I'm just getting something I forgot here, but then I found a box that said 'party box' but all I found in it was DVD's and weird toys. So what are you doing here?" She asked questioningly.
"I live here." I said looking around to all the things on the ground. "Well now I do." I said starting to pick up all my 'party things'. "And why are you still here?"
*"O I just wanted to watch these movie, won't you join me?"* she said in a slightly sentual voice.
"What no. J-just get out." I said trying to push her out of my house.
"Wait I need to tell you something!" She yelled as I pushed her out the door.
"Nope, you will just make a reason to be here." I said to her as I pushed her out and locked it.
"If you don't open it I'll-I'll crryyyyyy." She said loudly to ware I could hear it. God I can't stand it when girls cry. I thought to my self will looking through the pep hole in the door to confirm she was crying. Annddd she she is, great better see what she what's.
I went to crack the door so I could ask her what she wanted to tell me "Wha.." I couldn't finish what I went to say because I think she threw herself at the door making it fly open and her land hard on my groin "AHH!" I yelled in pain.
"O crap I'm sorry did I hurt you, I did didn't I. My mom always said to help people if you hurt them, and when you hurt something you should kiss it to make it better." She said will she sat up in my lap right below my groin. Seeing women from pornos this position has made it so that I get stiff when I see girls like these.
"No its fine I'm not hurt." I said trying to cover my groin so she couldn't see it.
"Yes you are, now let me kiss it." She said will pulling my hands up and then trying to undo my belt. (Man she's strong) I thought to myself. Got to stop these or she'll see it.
"NO-no it was my belly yea. Ahh oooh ho it hurts so much." I said trying to sound hurt.
"O why doesn't you say so." She said right before pulling my shirt up and practically making out with it only with out her tongue ahh ah. I couldn't straight think as she put her tongue in my belly button. OK time to stop.
"OK I feel better now, thanks." I said trying to pull her off of me.
*"That might be true but do you want me to stop."* she said with lust in here eyes.
"Yea I do and its time to go." I said pushing her off and picking her up and hearing a groan from her. " Now tell me what you ware going to say and go." I said pushing her out the door.
"O that right um **it will happen in seven days** all right bye." She said before skipping off in some direction.
"What is up with her. She's so random. Wait WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN SEVEN DAYS!" I yelled at her but she was to far away. "God whatever I need a cold shower because of her." I said after that. ______________________________________________
Fuck yea chapter 1

Author's Note

I hope everyone likes it theirs more to come.