Did that just happen? Part2

Cold Shower sequence complete. Drying sequence complete. Dressing stage starting. "Alright good that's done time for some clothes." I thought out loud to myself. Under were check, Night pants check, Old blue hoodie check good teeth brushed good bed time. "Start music, lay in bed, get in covers, get Mr.Turtle , and sleep."
——— sleep sequence
"Hay, honey you up?" I heard before I felt a hard slap to my face.
"Ahhh, what the fuck?" I said before pulling my head up fast just to hit something else. "Ahhhh, coome oon." I open my eyes to see the pink hard woman. "O, you again what do you want now?" I asked her will seeing my blue walls and dresser behind her.
"What are you talking about honey, we live together." She said. With a frown on her face.
"W-What we don't live together." I said with a worried face.
"Yes we do, I moved in when we got marred, are you trying to get a kiss out of me because its working." She said before inching our way towards my face before connecting our mouths for a vary warm feeling.
"Yes got here before the good part." I heard coming from my bedroom window. The pink hard girl broke the kiss to look at who was in the window, me still slightly shocked turn head to see who was as well.
"P-Princess Luna, what? Its not what it looks like!" I said in a panicked face.
"O and what DO I think it looks like." The princess asked with a face I didn't won't to disappoint.
"It looks like a 23 year old was kissing a 17 year old but that's not what it is... entirely." I said with a worried face.
"OK then what is it?" She asked.
"These girl broke in to my house and made me kiss her after saying I was her husband." I rushed to say so that my innocence looks real.
"Well to me it looks like you ware kissing your 'wife' to me and she's 22 just so you know." She replied calmly, putting hand quotation marks around 'wife'. (Wait what)
"What do you mean 'wife'?" I said imitating her hand motion. "And she's 22 she looks 17." I added
"Yes she's 22 and..." a loud sound came from her watch before she could finish her sentence. "O would you look at the time sorry but I got to go but maybe I can." She stopped talking and pulled out an organizer and started flipping through it before saying. "Ha there we go I can get you in on the 16th of these month is that ok?" She asked hopefully.
"That's my birthday and I don't think someone will be over since I just moved in." I claimed.
"Well you know Pinky right?" She asked only getting a confused face. "You know pink hard girl." She said with a 'like really' face.
"What is her full name Pinky Pie?" I asked.
"Yea, and what's up with the room?" She asked
"What do you mean?" I asked before looking around to seeing the pictures from the Princess Luna calendar witch featured pictures of her in various poses. "O shit, amm didn't you have to go or something?" I asked will trying to nige her out the window that she came in from.
"That's right bye I guess." She said with a shy smile and wave before vanishing.
"That was close." I stated and everything went dark.
——— sleep sequence end
I open my eyes so that I could see the ceiling above me. "I'll remember that one in the morning." I said to myself. 'I have to go to the bathroom'. As I stand up I see two things: one is half my blankets on the ground with Mr.Turtle and two its seven thirty in the morning. Well best start the day early some people would say, but I am not one of them. As I walk to restroom I see the same cabinet that was in my dream with some of my highschool pictures on it some having old friends and others with teachers the one in the middle having me and my best friend/rival Phoenix Beer, 'man I haven't seen him since I left Dagda talamh a month ago. I wonder when I'll see him.' But right now the bathroom is calling me.
'Man that feels better.' I thought to myself. "All I want now is some cereal." I Said to no one. As I walk in to the kiction I see a note on the table. "Must be a note from the movers maybe they broke something." I stated out loud. I looked at it to find it said:
Dear Gray
I would like to say sorry for eating all your cereal, and for barging into your home.
Sincerely, Pinky Pie
P.S. there is $20 on the back for the cereal.

"O come on not my cereal." I stated in a complaining manner will I looked on the fridge and the back of the paper to see if its the truth. Sadly it was true. 'Guess I'm going out, better take the vespa'. I thought to myself as I grabbed my keys.
———To the market
As I rode to the market I stopped at a stop light I saw Mayer Mama in a jogging suit by the street corner , 'maybe she trying to loss weight, but she does have a nice butt, vary squishable. Not the kind you see everyday.'
"Hay Mayer nice day don't you think?" I asked her
"O, hello Gray its lovely, how's your day so far." She asked will stretching
"Its ok. Its better with the view." I said thinking about the view I get out my kiction.
"Are you talking about me?" She asked with a bluish.
"WHAT NO, I mean not that your not hot, or cute you are but. Sorry didn't mean it like that 'can these light change.'" I said frantically starting to blush as well.
'cough' "Well I heard you ware have a party soon." She said trying to change the subject.
"Party I don't think I'm having party." I answered.
"Sorry but Pinky said you are so you are." She said
"Like she can make me." I said.
"I guess we'll see, bye." She said will running off. 'Looks like that's my light.' I thought to myself.
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Day 2 Part 1

Author's Note

Despite the dislike I will put the whole story on here for people that want to read it.