Top Dash

Rainbow flew down to where all her friends were. Pinkie Pie was rambling about some game she'd played with Maud awhile ago, Fluttershy was cowering under a bush, Aj was just standing there. Rarity was sitting on a couch shouting "WORST POSSIBLE THING!!" And Twilight was obviously looking in a book. They had all come here because they, like Rainbow, had seen the approaching Air Force. "Guys! We are obviously at war here." Instinctively, her friends had all lined up to hear what their duty would be. "Pinkie Pie! You seem to defy the laws of Physics! Where are six paint cans? All according to us!"

Pinkie Pie already had them out and was sorting them. "Uhh, here's Rainbow Dash's, Aj, you get blue, Twilight, magenta, Rarity, purple, Fluttershy, green, and me, RAINBOWZZZ!!!"

"....Wow. Okay. Twilight: you're an Alicorn. Fight them off with Magic. Rarity: annoy them to death by telling them about how ugly their outfits are. Fluttershy: watch them. If they start doing anything way too bad, imagine they're hurting poor little animals and fight back. AJ: You do your rope tricks on them and tie up as many as you can. Pinkie Pie: annoy them by talking too much. But stay out of their reach. As for me... I just fight. Everypony, war paint on." Rainbow dabbed a hoof in her paint can and put on her red, white, and green war paint under her eyes. "Let's do this."