Pinkie Pie is Best Pony

One day Pinkie Pie was strolling down Ponyville. She waved to all her friends as usual, giving them a warm smile. She sung a song or something and then went over to the lake to get a drink. As she came up to it she noticed her reflection in it and as she saw her face, she realized that she was in fact, best pony. She thought maybe it was Twilight, but Twilight isn't pink which is the best color ever. She'd also considered fashionable Rarity or athletic Rainbow Dash, but then she realized they both suck and she was only friends with them out of pity. She also considered Fluttershy might be the best, but then she remembered that Fluttershy is the most pathetic and worst pony to ever exist. She then remembered Applejack existed, but she knew Applejack was second worst pony. Pinkie was now positive, she was best pony!

She then thought what she would do as best pony and decided the most logical corse of action was to fucking murder every other inferior pony. So she did. She killed Twilight by ripping her wings off and shoving them down her mouth for her to choke on, then murdered Rainbow Dash, Cupcakes style. She ripped Bon Bon in half causing Lyra to cum so hard that she died. She cut off Big Mac's head and beat Apple Bloom to death with it. She laced Applejack's apples with rat poison killing her and Granny Smith. She then came up to Fluttershy and decided a slow and painful death would be funny for her so she stabbed her in the neck and watched her bleed to death. She then cut out Derpy's eyes and shoved them in her anus causing her to bleed to death. She then used a bomb to kill Colgate, Dr. Whooves, ponified Mario, your OC, every single sea pony, Rarity's sister, Scootaloo, Applebloom, and at least 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more ponies all at once. She ate Diamond Tiara's head and murdered Silver Spoon. She then killed all of the rest of the ponies in Equestria except for Celestia and Luna because she was saving them for last.

She broke into their castle and killed them and ate their bodies then gained their Alicorn powers. She decided to bring all of her friends back to life just to kill them again. It was pretty funny stuff, Pinkie was laughing the whole time.

Pinkie Pie is best pony even when every other pony is alive, but whenever they are alive, Pinkie kills them again for fun.

Oh yeah, she killed Spike too.