Pinkie Pie is Best Pony

On the 10,000th day after killing everypony, Pinkie Pie decided that she would make sure that she was still the best pony that has ever lived and will ever live so she brought back every single pony that she killed and even brought back all the ones that died before she killed them and decided to see if any of them were any good at all. She looked at all the Mane 5 and realized that they sucked even more than she remembered so she liquified their organs and they all died. She then looked at Derpy and thought that she was pretty close to being an alright pony, but nothing compared to the almighty pony of perfection, Pinkie. So she shoved her ass in Derpy's mouth and she choked to death on it. She looked at your OC and she thought it sucked (sorry) so she fucking murdered it by dropping it in a pit of acid.

Diamond Tiara then decided to step forward herself because she thought she was better than Pinkie, but Pinkie Pie knew she was fucking wrong and shot laser beams out of her eyes causing her to die. She then looked at Bon Bon and told her to get a consistent voice if she ever wants to even think of having her life spared so Pinkie cut her head off and fed it to Lyra causing Lyra to choke to the point of near death, but end up just orgasming so hard that she exploded and died. Pinkie Pie then looked at all of the Winderbolts and they thought they were pretty cool and that their lives might be spared, but Pinkie still murdered them and laughed. Then Cap'n Crush tried to escape Pinkie's wrath, but she made his nipples fall off causing all of his blood to shoot out of his chest. She then killed like 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 crappy ponies that she didn't even feel like devoting any time to all at once.

She then looked at the CMC and saw Rarity's sister, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom and laughed at them for not even being able to get their cutie marks before killing them in a bloody accident causing them to all die and stuff. Pinkie Pie then looked at the ponified version of Mario and said that his voice was fucking racist and she ripped her heart out and ate it. She then killed every single other pony except for Celestia and Luna again.

She told them they were the worst ponies ever and that they don't deserve to be Alicorns so she cut their wings and horns off and they bled to death. She then laughed for the next billion years straight and decided to bring them all back to life yet again, but they still all sucked and she killed them again. She decided to keep bringing them back and killing them for all eternity because it was really funny.