VERY GENERIC HiE
One day Bob Smith was reading really crappy My Little Pony fanfictions. He clicked on an advertisement and a random flash came out of no where and transported him to equestria.
''Oh wow.'' He thought. ''I'm in Equestria.''
Then a rainbow horse started beating him up.
''Ow.'' He thought. ''That hurt.''
A book horse came up behind her.
''Stap ronbay dush.'' ''You're being a jerk to a alien creature that could possibly murder us all because we don't know what it is and it's ugly and stuff.'' Said the book horse.
Then a giant fucking sausage emerged from the earth and slaughtered them all.
THE END