Author's Note

I was gonna keep going with this, but now I say 'why bother?'. Here a shitty end to a shitty story.

The End

Rainbow Dash gets to hear all about how Element became so overpowered and better than everyone else.

Next thing she knows is that she is in a drinking contest with him.

The two of them get so sloshed they end up having sex and wind up somewhere in Mexicolt.

They somehow get back to Ponyville where Twilight was worried about the both of them.

The other four of the mane six show up and then Element - being the jackass he truly is - casts a spell to where all of them fall in love with him and they somehow get all of Ponyville to have a massive orgy that is mostly made of lesbians.

THE FUCKING END!!!